I lived with chickens. They are nice, until you start playing with their chicks, then they chase you around your yard and making you afraid to come out or near them for another few months.

when it comes down to it, all blogs taste like chicken.

The fine people at GamesRadar think the video game industry is anti-fowl and after reading (glancing) through this article, I happen to agree. In actuality, I've known this since I first entered Kakariko Village in The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past. Oh sure they're called cuccos in the game, but we all know they're chickens. You can't fool us, Nintendo! 
 
Chickens from Zelda to Modern Warfare 2 have been treated with hostility and I want to see more. I'd like to see a game based entirely on shooting chickens! I'd also like to see a sequel of that same game! The only good chicken is a dead chicken... unless they can fly you across rivers and cliffs.