Two years ago, Burger King released 3 budget titles starring everybody's creepy pitchman.  And after having played Sneak King for about 10 minutes, I was a new man... 5 minutes after that, I reverted back to normal.  It was a clever way to promote both delicious burgers and the 360 console.  Now, it's Nintendo's turn, but their promotion is much less exciting.  No, our King will not churn any shovelware... the Wii has plenty already.  Get one of those swanky Crown Cards, and you'll be in the running for a Wii.

And if you're wondering, my Double Stacker meal was delicious.