DamianOgre

again, this happened years ago. I remember it vividly since my wife was screaming "where's my Pokemon game. That damn kid!" And looking in every damn'd place that a 3 year old could reach and hide something that damn'd small.

The best thing to remember, All the stupid ass shit you've ever done, Your son is gonna repeat. All the really smart and great stuff your've ever done. Your son is not gonna give a shit about and ask you to shut up already.

Not now goof, Long ago... like 15 years ago

Congratulations on the baby.

As a Dad with a 16 year old son I'd thought I'd share a few things...

Have a cloth diaper ready at all times.. when changing diapers cool air seems to release the Pee and being a boy it shoots up into bad places..

On farting, took a car trip from Ohio heading to Florida, Kid would not stop crying so we pulled over and got a hotel room. A few minutes in the room my son farts long and hard.. Stops crying and falls asleep. lol

I have caught tons of Barf on my clothing and in my hands to keep the barf from reaching other places.

Don't play video game while your kid is in your lap. My son was very afraid of Chain chomps for a long while because of my "jumps" while playing Mario 64 with him setting on my lap.

The best short story. My son took and hid my wifes pokemon yellow game when he was 3, took a few days to find it. Wife was peeved off to say the least.

and I sleep so lightly from listening to my monitor, that I now have to sleep with earplugs.

Good luck man.

I've been having alot of dreams about being lost in Malls and Mall parking lots. At least the Bombcast crew was there to protect me. LOL

So in my dream i'm walking along the crest of a hill covered in briars. Other people are around walking too. I hear people talking behind me when I relize it the Bombcast crew, Vinnie, Brad and the others. I turn and look at them and realize they look nothing like I imagine. They then offer to take me to lunch. I want to go to a sushi place in the mall. We get to the mall the sushi place is close and in its place they are building a Studio Ghibli restaurant! But we still have no place to eat since the studio Ghibli restaurant is under construction. We eat at a sub restaurant instead but still don't get any food since everyone wants to argue with the sandwich makers. Then I woke up.

Well, my son and I play on the PS3. We have not had any problems, including lag, until the previous patch. Suddenly our game started crashing during chat options with NPC's in town. It would "Freeze" at loading screens between areas. I finally had a dragon act very weird on my game, he flew away at low health and then started flying in very tight circles ascending the sky.

My son has about 150 hours into the game. I have over 200 hours in the game and am lvl 47. The problems do piss me off, but I continue to play the game.

OH YEAH, i have recently Pick Pocketed an item from an NPC called DO NOT DELETE. It appears to be a, somewhat boring, chest. I dropped the item in my house and it was never to be seen. When I came back later the, DO NOT DELETE, chest was there and floating in the air. I picked it back up and I am now holding on to it for fear of anything odd happening.

I can post a few pictures if you want.