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Thank you so much for posting this, I've been looking for the name of this track everywhere.

I'd be really happy if she and Patrick splintered off to make their own site.

Then I wouldn't have to see the Giantbomb name dragged through the mud on other websites anymore.

Just incase you guys hadn't heard, Telltale are running a little teaser for something.

http://www.thekeyparty.com/

Take note of the DeSoto and knife keychains.

Three little factors to consider:

1. All these items are listed as being promotional rewards for the one game "PN2".

2. PAX (the event in which the first Poker Night was revealed) is little over a week away.

3. TF2 distributed promotional items for the original Poker Night and has a healthy relationship with Telltale.

In a regular update for Team Fortress 2, several new items have been added into the games inventory. These items have strings that hint towards PN2:

"(ID: 1028) Samson Skewer — fetching image at "http://media.steampowered.com/apps/440/icons/pn2_knife_lunchbox.5baebc4f6036aa4b61021de7d0bd5e4 b1a4fac92.png"

(ID: 1029) Bloodhound — fetching image at "http://media.steampowered.com/apps/440/icons/pn2_samhat_spy.613e0f42619a09a729443fcc4e25e9f24d2 cd55c.png"

(ID: 1030) Dapper Disguise — fetching image at "http://media.steampowered.com/apps/440/icons/pn2_mask.46a37af074b6b7e26b3e455a0a965861155e543d. png"

(ID: 1031) Necronomicrown — fetching image at "http://media.steampowered.com/apps/440/icons/pn2_evilash.68183416be257c2dd010e62b49d1d3a04945fe 44.png"

(ID: 1032) Long Fall Loafers — fetching image at "http://media.steampowered.com/apps/440/icons/pn2_longfall.6c1f1d28dd0e666c002b2881090ac6f9bbd8c 685.png""

So, these items should be healthy hints towards the cast of the next game.

I would like to take this opportunity to thank Giantbomb for covering the Simcity trainwreck.

I probably would have bought this game and be incredibly bummed about it if not for them.

Great article Alex.

You're a shoe in for best Jeff Gerstmann analogy 2013.

I must have subconsciously avoided reading this article before due to the fez thumbnail.

Nice little list of nominees though, I'll be rooting for FTL.

I love a good Alex Navarro article.

@hbkdx12 said:

It does come off as forced in a lot of places. Did a mission recently where i had to secretly follow a character into a secret cave and the whole time he's walking he's all "i can't wait to get to my stash and be myself where no one will ambush me and try to hurt me while i count all this cash with no one around all by myself...Hope no one's following me right now" Real dumb

Another great example of how humor is contextual. I absolutely love that, especially how how he compared himself to his dead brother. His best quality over him being that he was not currently buried in a shallow grave.

Maybe it was the accent.