A National Epidemic That Must Be Stopped

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People... we have a serious problem on our hands. We have ignored this blight upon humanity for too long, and I now fear that it has gained too much strength. Its seems to have no end in sight.

This entity has only two goals:
1. Steal you money.
2. Lower your intelligence by watching it.

We must stand as one internet based voice and fight back against this evil.

Okay, seriously... what the fuck? Why is this movie happening? Who green-lit this crap? These movies are never funny and I assume they don't make much money in the box office, so how... how do they continue to spawn a seemingly infinite number of sequels? Do the "writers" get pay checks for this crap? I mean, look at the poster. They pretty much listed every "joke" that will appear in the movie. I bet I can sum this movie up right now. No joke. Okay, ready?

Follow my instructions:
1. Focus on one character in the poster.
2. Imagine them walking down the street.
3. They say a line from a funnier movie (and Zohan was crap).
4. Then that character walks into an ankle high railing and falls down a hole.
5. Repeat.

There, give me a damn check. I have just done the same amount of work that the "writers" of these films have done.
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Posted by Damonation
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People... we have a serious problem on our hands. We have ignored this blight upon humanity for too long, and I now fear that it has gained too much strength. Its seems to have no end in sight.

This entity has only two goals:
1. Steal you money.
2. Lower your intelligence by watching it.

We must stand as one internet based voice and fight back against this evil.

Okay, seriously... what the fuck? Why is this movie happening? Who green-lit this crap? These movies are never funny and I assume they don't make much money in the box office, so how... how do they continue to spawn a seemingly infinite number of sequels? Do the "writers" get pay checks for this crap? I mean, look at the poster. They pretty much listed every "joke" that will appear in the movie. I bet I can sum this movie up right now. No joke. Okay, ready?

Follow my instructions:
1. Focus on one character in the poster.
2. Imagine them walking down the street.
3. They say a line from a funnier movie (and Zohan was crap).
4. Then that character walks into an ankle high railing and falls down a hole.
5. Repeat.

There, give me a damn check. I have just done the same amount of work that the "writers" of these films have done.
Posted by Lies

YOU SIR HAVE A PROMISING CAREER IN HOLLYWOOD!!!

Posted by OGCartman

LOL! So true man

Posted by Schizoid

I will never, ever see this movie.

Posted by DazbotAthertron

At least they got the title right XD

Posted by Claude

I think a bunch of stoners sit around in Hollywood and go, toke, toke, yeah man, Disaster Movie, I'll call someone in the know, you know, toke, toke, yeah I know.

Posted by kornholio360

Which is why I avoid all these types of movies.

Posted by SamChamploo
Haven't they learn their lesson with meet the spartin.