• Dark_Lord_Spam posted a message on the post Quick Look: The Hat Man: Shadow Ward.

    Hey. Hey. You wanna know about the Hat Man? Talk to Brad Shoemaker.

  • Dark_Lord_Spam posted a message in the forum topic Jeff Gerstmann Appreciation Thread. on the Jeff Gerstmann board

    You're a tremendous human being, Jeff, and whatever part your father played in that is something to be remembered. I'm sorry you had to lose him. Thank you for what you do.

  • Dark_Lord_Spam posted a message in the forum topic Concealed and Open Carry Duders- What do you run?. on the Moderator Hangout board

    @gunslingerpanda: Woah! How do you lug military hardware around in the city without getting harassed by the police?

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  • Dark_Lord_Spam posted a message on the post So...I Tried to Cover Chicago's Bit Bash Festival.

    Congratulate Katie on her patience, Patrick. It's not everyone who can shoot off-the-cuff, improvised nonsense and with pro fade-ins/outs.

  • Dark_Lord_Spam posted a message in the forum topic So... I Made a Game Called Shoot-a Story. on the Off-Topic board

    I wish I could figure how to get Unity Web Player to stop throwing a fit, but the version I managed to grab on my Android phone is a neat little entertainer. Solid work!

  • Dark_Lord_Spam posted a message on the post 18 Minutes of Battleborn Footage? 18 Minutes of Battleborn Footage.

    They need to pump up the FoV or something, I felt like I had nowhere near the amount of perception you'd want in a wave-based FPS. It doesn't help that the weapons block half of your vision.

  • Dark_Lord_Spam posted a message on the post Quick Look: Jacob Jones and the Bigfoot Mystery: Episode 01.

    Man... I wish I was as cool as Dwayne.

  • Dark_Lord_Spam posted a message in the forum topic 6 Minutes Of Final Fantasy XV TGS 2014. on the Final Fantasy XV board

    I'm very eager to see how they're fleshing out the combat in this. Each of the more "actiony" battle-systems in previous Final Fantasy games has felt about two layers of obfuscation away from being en...

  • Dark_Lord_Spam posted a message on the post Roundabout Is Rounda-Out Now.

    GFB-certified? Well, shoot!

  • Dark_Lord_Spam posted a message in the forum topic The Scottish Independence Referendum Discussion. on the Off-Topic board

    So, for the uninformed: what sort of parliamentary changes are we looking toward, here? Is anything guaranteed?

  • Dark_Lord_Spam posted a message in the forum topic Norman Chan was on The Colbert Report last night. on the Off-Topic board

    I exploded in chuckles when Clueless Norm made his brief appearance last night.@flstyle said:The video on Tested is region-locked so... what is The Colbert Report?A political satire show, hosted by St...

  • Dark_Lord_Spam posted a message on the post Our First Look at Torment: Tides of Numenera.

    @baka_shinji17 said:I still need to finish PS:T. Got it installed from gog but haven't really touched it. I really liked the hour or two that I played. I've heard it's possible to finish the game with...

  • Dark_Lord_Spam posted a message on the post Quick Look: NHL 15.

    EA HockeyFace(TM)

  • Dark_Lord_Spam posted a message on the post Here's the Next Game From the Creators of SteamWorld Dig.

    It's a steamy, steamy world.

  • Dark_Lord_Spam posted a message on the post Giant Bombcast 09/16/2014.

    I don't know if I'm emotionally prepared for this Bombcast. Last week's was like a shocking, revelation-strewn, mid-season finale.@overbite said:PEARS SUCK@truthtellah said:Pears? -Gross-.You people a...

  • Dark_Lord_Spam posted a message on the post Phil Spencer Discusses Microsoft's Purchase of Minecraft.

    Continued support for Sony platforms? Interesting. I have to imagine they'll bias updates accordingly, at least.

  • Dark_Lord_Spam posted a message in the forum topic Which upcoming horror game do you plan on playing this October?. on the General Discussion board

    I typically avoid engaging #spooks like they're the plague, but I put money into the Neverending Nightmares Kickstarter, soooo... that, I guess. I also have Dead Spaces 1+2 as well as Lone Survivor si...

  • Dark_Lord_Spam posted a message on the post Quick Look: Metro Redux.

    I am so much Dan's spiritual antithesis that I felt like a fucking energy vampire watching this quick look. Also, could not have been more entertained by he and Brad's exchange through the entire vide...