Hi there, I'm Darson. I won't bore you with any real "about me" details because no one wants to read that, and no one is reading this anyway.
I will say that my real join date was in July 2009 after lurking the site for one year after it's opening. My original account had some difficulty in adjusting to the clusterfuck of a transition to a unifying Whiskey Media login system and was eventually lost sometime later (I can't fuckin' login eh). Since I never liked emailing support emails of any sort, and because I had recently needed a new outlook on life, on August 8th '12, Darson was born. Why am I explaining this?
Because I'm not some green nub duder, duder.
Hardcore Dave for life.