A haiku for every game I have on Steam
All of my steam games / Lying in the crisp sunlight / Awaiting haikus
They are plentiful / One hundred and forty four / A long cold winter
All of my steam games / Lying in the crisp sunlight / Awaiting haikus
They are plentiful / One hundred and forty four / A long cold winter
Fly close to buildings / Glide down like a fallen leaf / Get hugs and kisses
A shimmering pool / A quick flash of teeth and claws / You freak the fuck out
The palm tree sways left / Naija dives into the deep / Metroidvania
Sifl and Olly / Their MP3 makes rainbows / The ship catches blocks
Fight ships and space junk / The spring sky reveals the stars / Will that thing kill me?
Match three with a twist / The gems twinkle in the sun / I see them in dreams
Sweet robotic arm / Shades to stop the summer sun / Radio says "Hey!"
The dawn of bit.trip / Rhythmic blocks fly right to left / You miss, colour fades.
Plant seeds in the spring / Outrun the rushing water / Artsy. Fartsy. Fun?
Extremely indie / Your ship stripped like winter trees / Fix it with physics
Sun-scorched Pandora / A gazillion guns / Phasewalking is sweet
Seasons tick backwards / Dat time-rewinding potion / Princess is elsewhere
High as a snow cloud / Shit is mad psychedelic / Collect neuroses
Unplayed, from steam sale / I hear you can kiss a dude? / Spring makes us lovers
Colour matching game? / I don't quite remember it / Something autumnal
Surf broken physics / The counter-terrorists win / You're a fucking n00b
I've no memory / I guess there was some magic? / Wizard casts ice spell!
Command the green dudes / Evil bursts forth from the ground / In a computer
You kill the nazis / Or you kill the allied troops / River runs with blood
Nuclear winter / Mutually assured death / Wargames, anyone?
Tower defence game / Watch as the bullets rain down / They bust through forcefields
Cyberpunk implants / Choices that change everything / Sunglasses are cool
It's pipemania / The rain flows down, you struggle / Kind of a dull game
Lemmings-like puzzler / An inexact autumn wind / Check out the dude's teeth
Inter-dimension / Flower searches for princess / Awesome atmosphere
KenKen puzzle game / Difficulty escalates / Start in the ocean
Help the planes to land / Obstacles include the wind / Collide, many die.
Winter of your life / Use your last few months wisely / Flamingo salesman
I hate the nazis / Cheesy writing flows freely / I made a T-Rex
Send half of your ships / Receive the other planet / Rush like a blizzard
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