Im a brit and this is how i make tea.
Put kettle on
put tea bag (PG tips / Yorkshire / Cheap ass Red Label) in cup.
Put 2 heaps of sugar in cup
pour boiled water from kettle into cup
Get milk from fridge.
Pour splash of milk into cup
Stir and Take out Tea bag.
You forgot the McVitie's Milk Chocolate Digestives. Tut-tut! :P