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#1 Edited by desolation15 (113 posts) -

Skip to 01:13:30 and watch Ryan in all his glory.

Edit: Fuck can't get the embed shit to work so click and skip.

http://www.giantbomb.com/videos/whiskey-media-happy-hour-042911-free/2300-4074/?comment_page=3&page=295

Posted this as a favorite almost 2 years ago...

http://www.giantbomb.com/forums/general-discussion-30/vitos-game-giveaway-32-8-new-games-509292/?page=1#js-message-4517756

I don't think I've ever been more affected by the death of someone I've only interacted parasocially with... I'm going to miss Ryan's cheerful voice as he shouts Hey it's TUESDAY... and you're listening to the Giantbombcast. I'm going to miss Ryan.

#2 Edited by desolation15 (113 posts) -

I rely on appspy.com for my ios reviews.

100 Rogues is good if you enjoy lite roguelikes.

Kindom of Dragonpass is on iOS, youtube a lets play of it to see if it's up your alley.

Pac-man CE has missions for quick up and play but I don't remember if it's iphone only.

Flight Control

The Sandbox - free to play

Penny Parlor - again a niche game, I like having it on my pad so I can get frustrated with it from time to time.

League of Evil 1 and 2 - classic platform game with one of the best control on ios

Magic the Gathering

People not me liked the following

Jetpack Joyride

Super Cratebox - or something don't remember the name, okay game for a single afternoon

Edit: Midway, Capcom and Atari have collection apps that let you buy games by packs or piecemeal. I liked the Midway one the best but they're all kinda weak due to touch controls.

#3 Posted by desolation15 (113 posts) -

I look for international supermodels who base around my area but travel out of town for work on a regular basis. This way I can hook up with other girls on the side.

Oh, and she needs to know how to cook. Smart is nice, but I'm not crazy about it.

#4 Posted by desolation15 (113 posts) -

I think it's going to be a movie that'll try to recapture the magic sauce of the last film. Only to over do it and become tedious half way through. I'm getting Batman fatigue. I can just see myself, sitting there in the dark crowed theater; watching the second vehicle chase or the third beat'em up scene with uptempo orchestra music blaring all the while I'm on my phone setting up my roster on Big Win Baseball.

Or maybe it'll be great, what the hell do I know.

#5 Posted by desolation15 (113 posts) -

Is this going to be a browser/menu game? A Mafiawars like game? If it's so, 2 things; ugh and http://www.zombiepandemic.com/ already filled that niche.

#6 Posted by desolation15 (113 posts) -

You sound like you know what you're talking about. You voice your opinion and you don't care what people think. I respect that. Please recommend me a better podcast so I can listen to it with my ears.

#7 Edited by desolation15 (113 posts) -

@ShaggE said:

French Stewart Detector. Just a simple app that uses GPS to tell you if TV's French Stewart is around.

If it's real and not just a gimmick app, I would pay much monies for this.

edit: the gentleman in your avatar looks a lot like my avatar.

#8 Posted by desolation15 (113 posts) -

I think it may be easier to start with a sim game. You know, something with the numbers running in the background. Like Lemonade Stand, Drug Wars and Game Dev Story.

Make a Giant Bomb sim, where you play as the Giant Bomb crew. You have spend energy and sanity to put out new content. Doing a quick look on a crappy game will increase fanbase but takes more sanity out of you. Recover sanity by drinking alcohol (upgradeable). Run endurance runs and premium content to help increase loyalty. Make money by increasing premium subscribers. TNT, interviews, game shows, end of the year awards. Upgrade your sets, buy a kinect to review more awful games. Random events like flooding in Thailand - hard drive prices thru the roof; and snake found in fan mail - lose a Ryan. You get the idea.

Or you know... Make children games, parents will buy anything for 99 cents that'll occupy their annoying children for 15 minutes. Good luck.

#9 Posted by desolation15 (113 posts) -

http://kotaku.com/5892300/title-stripped-from-pokemon-champion-who-crapped-in-hotel-hallway?tag=doodoo

From the article:

"Two-time Pokémon champion Ruben Puig Lecegui was stripped of his his title at the United Kingdom Video Game Championship following a scandal in which he and members of his team are accused of leaving their hotel rooms to take a shit in the hall."

Despicable, I guess the pokéscene saw what was happening within the fighting community in recent weeks and figured: Oh hell, we can top that! And I bet they're the jackasses that'll mess up a public bathroom, pisses on the seat and stuff the toilet with tp just for fucking shits and giggles. I assume they spent most of their time learning how to min/max pokemons to learn about basic human decency.

I don't have much else to say, fucking disgraceful.