Gene Ray's Time Cube theory. I still don't really know what it is.
"In 1884, meridian time personnel met in Washington to change Earth time. First words said was that only 1 day could be used on Earth to not change the 1 day bible. So they applied the 1 day and ignored the other 3 days. The bible time was wrong then and it proved wrong today. This a major lie has so much evil feed from it's wrong.
No man on Earth has no belly-button, it proves every believer on Earth a liar."
He basically says that there are four simultaneous days occurring for every one Earth day, and for some reason that's fucking things up. Or something.
Isn't that the thing the Red Skull was after? Art imitates life.
Also, this is gold.
Also, I can't think of a conspiracy I believe in. I'm pretty sane.