Yes, actually I do want to, have tried to by contacting Whiskey media, but it couldn't be done :( The name I'm using is from a time quite far back and I'm sick of it now. I want to use a more current name. The only way I can do that is wait until my paid membership expires and create a new account (advised by the helpful peeps at WM)
Okay, here's the bad news, You are going to die, but here's the good. Hopefully not for a real long time. You may get a touch of food poisoning and have to spend a while on the loo, but that should be about it.
I can only recommend what I use, which is the creative fatality headset, which you can buy a version with jack plugs (useful for plugging into other stuff) or the usb version. I tried cheaper ones long ago, but they had a habit of breaking.