Ism't this a giant bomb should be competition. So why not let people fighting in t-rex and bear costumes for the glory of winning this two-plus-player battle (multiplayer). I think there would be everything in it that is important ... unsharded 2? oh yeah, maybe the bearguys should yell like drake when they finally jump from a tree on the t-rex.
alternatively the contest could have been a "guess the number between 42 and 32768"-game