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Krazy:

1. Hornswoggle will 'Tadpole Splash' El Torito from a stepladder through some small-ish table.
2. A new Evolution member will appear from the crowd and cost The Shield the match. He will [maybe] be masked to hide his identity.
3. Magneto [Damien Sandow] will render the IC title match a no-contest as he uses his powers of magnetism to steal the belt from Justin Roberts' lap mid-match.

Cody Rhodes and Goldust vs Rybaxel

• Winner (2 pts): Cody and Goldy
• Method of victory (2 pts): Pin
• Do the Rhodes Brother break up? (2 pts): No
• Person who got the win (1 pt): Cody
• Person who took the loss (1 pt): Cursch Akshul

Batista vs Alberto Del Rio

• Winner (2 pts): BAHHHHHHHHHTEEESTahhhhhhhh
• Method of victory (2 pts): Pin
• Does Batista turn heel (2 pts): No

Darren Young vs Titus O'Neil

• Winner (2 pts): THE BIG DEAL. TITUS O'NEIL.
• Method of victory (2 pts): Pin

The New Age Outlaws vs The Usos for the WWE Tag Team Championship Match

• Winner (2 pts): Your 6 Time - WWE - Tag Team CHAMPIONS oddah WURRRRRRRRRRL
• Method of victory (2 pts): Pin
• Person who got the win (1 pt): The Bad Ass Billy Gunn
• Person who took the loss (1 pt): Jey Uso

Big E vs Jack Swagger - Intercontinental Championship Match

• Winner (2 pts): Big Embarrassment
• Method of victory (2 pts): Pin

The Shield vs The Wyatt Family

• Winner (2 pts): Da Wyatt Fam
  
• Method of victory (2 pts): Pin
• Person who got the win (1 pt): The Eater of Worlds, Bray Wyatt.
  
• Person who took the loss (1 pt): Dean Ambrose
• Does The Shield breakup? (2 pts): Nope, there'll likely plant a few more seeds, but won't harvest 'em just yet.

Randy Orton vs John Cena vs Daniel Bryan vs Sheamus vs Christian vs Cesaro - Elimination Chamber Match for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship

• Winner (2 pts): I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEAD THEY COUNCIL ME THEY UNDERSTAND THEY TALK TO ME
  (randy)
• Method of final elimination (2 pts): Pin
• First person eliminated (2 pts): Christian
• Last person eliminated (2 pts): Dan Yul Bry En
• Person with most eliminations (2 pts): Jawnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn SEEnuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
• Ironman (2 pts): Dan Yul Bry En
• Shortest time in match (2 pts): Christian
  

The Chamber predictions are based on the idea that Christian will be in the match, and not jumped backstage by BUHRAWK. LEZNUH.

NB: I have no idea why I had to phoneme everything there.

We're restarting? God dammit I was doing pretty well! Alas, I shall endeavour to stick around the top of the pile..

Cody Rhodes and Goldust vs The New Age Outlaws

• Winners (2 pts): Brotherhood
• Method of victory (2 pts): Pin
• Person who got the winning fall (1 pt): Cody Rhodes
• Person who lost the fall (1 pt): Road Dogg

Daniel Bryan vs Bray Wyatt

• Winner (2 pts): Daniel Bryan
• Method of victory (2 pts): Disqualification

Big Show vs Brock Lesnar

• Winner (2 pts): Brock Lesnar
• Method of victory (2 pts): Pin

Randy Orton vs. John Cena

• Winner (2 pts): Randy Orton
• Method of victory (2 pts): Pin

The Royal Rumble Match

• Winner (14 pts): Daniel Bryan
• Name two of the unannounced participants (6 pts per correct prediction): Sheamus, Evan Bourne
• Ironman (longest lasting participant) (4 pts): CM Punk
• Shortest lasting participant (2 pts): Heath Slater - the popular choice, I guess. Could see Khali coming in and getting thrown straight back out though.
  

Bryan winning is optimistic.. I will just kick myself if he does and I haven't picked him, though. I still think Punk or Batista are, unfortunately, more likely. Fingers crossed they will do the right thing.

OH YEAH 2ND PLACE IS FINALLY MINE. ;)

Kofi Kingston vs The Miz

• The Miz (2 pts) - Submission (2 pts)

Big E Langston vs Curtis Axel - Intercontinental Championship Match

• Big E Langston (2 pts) - Pin (2 pts)

CM Punk and Daniel Bryan vs The Wyatt Family (Luke Harper and Erick Rowan)

• Punk and Bryan (2 pts) - Pin (2 pts) - Punk (1 pt) - Erick Rowan (1 pt)

John Cena vs Alberto Del Rio - World Heavyweight Championship Match

• JAWHNNNNNNNNNN SEEEENURRRRRRRR (2 pts) - Submission (2 pts)

Randy Orton vs The Big Show - WWE Championship Match

• Randy (2 pts) - Pin (2 pts)

Team Rhodes vs. Team Shield -Traditional Survivor Series Elimination Tag Team Match:

Survivors (2 pts per correct prediction): Cody Rhodes Only (I think that adds up.)

The Total Divas vs. The True Divas - 7-on-7 Survivor Series Elimination Tag Team Match:

Survivors (2 pts for each correct prediction): Brie Bella and Nikki Bella

I have ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA with these elimination matches.. just making uneducated guesses.

It says that it's 'in transit'. The Amazon customer service webchat guy said that I won't receive it now as DPD don't deliver after 7:30pm. It was 'dispatched' (as an email confirmation said so, at least) at about 10pm last night. Amazon can't tell me where the order is, accept that it is with the carrier.

Pre-ordered mine from Amazon UK in Mid-July. Day One Edition. Guaranteed 1 day delivery with an arrival date of Friday 22nd November - in time for release. Blah Blah Blah.

It was dispatched late last night. It is now 7:20pm UK time and I've not received the console. Any complaint attempts on the customer helpline are repeatedly met with 'please wait 24hours'. I pay for prime delivery and have never had any issue with Amazon before. Quite frankly furious, I must admit.

@demoskinos@brodehouse Axel beat R-Truth with a dirty pin, and after the match kept bullying Chimel. After he left, Chimel started advertising merch to the crowd. Axel came back and interrupted him. Stole the mic and said 'Still your IC champ.. blah blah blah'. Chimel tried to begin selling merch again, but Axel AGAIN returned, this time telling Chimel to re-iterate who is champ.

So Chimel goes "Ladies and Gentleman, still..." and at that point, punts Axel in the gut, hits a Stunner and poses with the IC title to some absolutely deafening Yes! chants in the little Minehead arena. It was a really, really funny moment, and Axel oversold it brilliantly. Straight after, Chimel sent the show to intermission.

So, Tony Chimel hit Curtis Axel with a Stone Cold Stunner. I don't know how often that happens but it took me by surprise and had me in fits of laughter.

AJ UPDATE:

I went to a house show last night - the last on the 'SmackDown' UK tour and AJ was there. She had a tag match; Bella Twins v Her and Tamina. AJ barely featured in the match except to take Brie's finisher. BUT, she did seem perfectly fine. So yeah, she competed, so I guess all is well!

All in all, it was a great show. Even saw an on-crutches Heyman get yet another CM Punk kendo stick beatdown.

Given RAW is (was) in the UK tonight, I assume they've already finished taping it? Ziggler tweeted to suggest the crowd were great - as they tend to be over here when RAW is in town - so I hope we don't get horrible, Smackdown-style crowd editing.

Where is that Miz gif from? That's hilarious.