By drcocktopus 9 Comments
Age: Mid 30's
Location: $0UTH S1D3
Sexual Orientation: Bi
Relationship Status: It's Complicated
Hello everyone, I would like to introduce myself to the GB community. I have been a long time lurker and would like to start my posting off with a bang. I love video games more than life itself. The sensation I get from starting up a game has nearly become a sexual experience for me. Not only does my heart start to race but my vein invaded shaft begins to harden and tingle, it's truly incredible.
I figure this blog may as well have a topic to promote discussion. Sound is a big part of video games today and has become a key aspect of first person shooters for me. When I decide to pull the trigger of a weapon aimed at the skull of a human, mutant or myself, I expect to hear a satisfying blast. Something that really makes you fly back in your seat and scream in pleasure but also a bit from pain.
I have recently been playing through the critically acclaimed title DOOM 3 and I have to say that I have never been so unsatisfied with the sound of a weapon. The pistol makes no more than a pathetic, drooling, pop. Much like Verne Troyer in his latest sex tape. I feel like I am hitting the enemies to death with my bullets, not blasting through their fucking emotionless domes!
Now take even a simple game like Killing Floor and there is some real satisfaction with their weapons. When I shoot a fucking head off, it makes me wanna make my head shoot off! It gets me hard as a fucking diamond! It gets me READY TO FUCK! Just the simplest element of this game brings so much more to the table for me and I love it...I FUCKING LOVE IT!
Well I hope I have made a good first impression and wish everyone the best. I hope to continue my blogs and would like to hear your input on the topic that has become so passionate for me.