Hi. If you love me, that's weird, but expected. I'm a king among men, or what is often referred to as the Czar of the Bizarre, the King of the Wing, or the Sultan of Insultin'. If you come up with any other good, rhyming-plus-leader-zings, hook me up. It's a tough world at the top, which is why I've got this sweet shirt with a bulldog on it. Awesome.