Driadon

Joe's epiphany comes at once: There is something out-worldly attempting to wake here in the heart of Arkham. The old man Harvey warned him about this" ...wait...Harvey! Is he alright?" Joe rushes east towards Rivertown....but first to sneak away from this ghost! 
 
Sneak 4 - 3 = 1 
 
1d6 = 3 
  
I use a clue token. Joe gets a hunch (and thus an extra die for his roll!) 
 2d6 = 5, 1  
 
Success!
  
On the way through the Market District, Joe spots the towering Formless Spawn! Joe tries tip-toeing in the shadows around the beast: 
 
Sneak 4 - 0 = 4 
 
4d6 = 3,2,4,2 
 
Muttering under his breath something about bad luck and broken glass, Joe gets another hunch (and uses another clue token) 
 
2d6 = 1, 5 
 (that's where I first screwed up. I should only get 2 dice, not reroll everything) 
 
Success! 
  
 Upon arriving in Rivertown Joe spots the Star Spawn almost immediately.  Joe squeezes into the nearest alley to avoid the creatures twisted gaze.
 
Sneak 4 - 1 = 3 
 
3d6 = 2, 3, 5 
 
Success!
 
Joe takes a quick turn in the maze of alleyways and comes face-to-face with the professor. He is dazed and covered in a horrible smelling gore, but still very much alive.  
 
 Joe sighs in relief  "Looks like your little prophecy is coming true. Here take this, " Joe hands his Tommy Gun to Harvey "these things still bleed after all." 

I'm kind of on the fence with this. Yes, people said some stupid things, but, at the same time, the thread creator is looking for a specific type of person and then says that his thread is not focused on this subject. I'm sure if someone said that they were looking for fans of first person shooters and then said "This thread is not to have any discussion about first person shooters", they'd get razzed about the same.  

My girlfriend likes me generally hairless. Armpits and pubes are trimmed down on a regular basis. 

It definitely feels dry (hah, pun), but, at the same time, I get so effing addicted to these style of games that I don't get the "meh" feeling and what is good in there is phenomenal. I cannot wait for a sequel to see how they tackle the issues that have been brought up.

I had a demo on this on my mom's old PowerPC Macintosh and I used to replay it over and over again. Back then, the idea of physics in a game blew my motherfucking mind! I'm sad I never had a chance to play the full version, though.

Aliens vs. Predator (you know, the Final Fight style beat 'em up?)

I'll be there, I already have some plans to meet up with  KnifeySpoony. I'm hoping to see some more of you guys there. I wish I could legally drink down there, so many meetups I've seen involve bars that I can't get in at the age of 20 :(
As for panels, I'm pumped for some pods being cast to my face with GiantBomb and Idle Thumbs, plus the How to Get an Internship and How NOT to Get Into the Industry.7 
 
EDIT: THERE THERE THERE THERE!   
...and thus ends my realization that my run-on sentences suck. 
 
 
Edit 2:Okay...this is too awesome. They are having a full Steel Battalion campaign! That is going to suck me in big time