A Christmas Beeracle

I don't know how many of you read my offsite blog or follow me on twitter, but if you recall a few weeks ago I did something called Twi Hard, where I subjected myself to the Twilight movies, mostly while inebriated. Well, once again I feel the itch of cinematic masochism, and decided that the only logical thing to do this time of year is to repeat the process, except this time with the most horrible Christmas movies I can find. I was able to located a copy of that horrible Nutcracker movie that came out last year, and I will also be watching the Star Wars Holiday Special, which is allegedly so awful that George Lucas has completely disowned it. After having the trailer and plot explained to me, I realized that I'm going to need enough alcohol to kill a Wookie in order for this to work. Of course, "Christmas Beeracle" is the stupidest name I was able to come up with. If anyone has a better name, and more importantly, some really awful Christmas movies for me to watch, please let me know.

THE LIST:

The Nutcracker in 3D

Star Wars Christmas Special

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8 Comments
Edited by DrPockets000

I don't know how many of you read my offsite blog or follow me on twitter, but if you recall a few weeks ago I did something called Twi Hard, where I subjected myself to the Twilight movies, mostly while inebriated. Well, once again I feel the itch of cinematic masochism, and decided that the only logical thing to do this time of year is to repeat the process, except this time with the most horrible Christmas movies I can find. I was able to located a copy of that horrible Nutcracker movie that came out last year, and I will also be watching the Star Wars Holiday Special, which is allegedly so awful that George Lucas has completely disowned it. After having the trailer and plot explained to me, I realized that I'm going to need enough alcohol to kill a Wookie in order for this to work. Of course, "Christmas Beeracle" is the stupidest name I was able to come up with. If anyone has a better name, and more importantly, some really awful Christmas movies for me to watch, please let me know.

THE LIST:

The Nutcracker in 3D

Star Wars Christmas Special

Posted by big_jon

What a weird thing to do...

Posted by DrPockets000

@big_jon said:

What a weird thing to do...

Perhaps, but it'll certainly be fun.

Posted by Burzmali

I heard Carrie Fisher was so high during the SW Christmas special that Chewie had to hold her up through the whole thing. I haven't seen it myself, but I have the Rifftrax audio for it, so I'll probably see it sometime soon.. If you want to take the edge off a little bit, I'd recommend getting the Rifftrax track and including it. That's what I did with the Twilight movies and it made them almost bearable.

Posted by TooWalrus

A Christmas Story is pretty shitty. Had to watch that garbage in high school every year... in like 3 different classes.

Posted by DrPockets000

@Burzmali said:

I heard Carrie Fisher was so high during the SW Christmas special that Chewie had to hold her up through the whole thing. I haven't seen it myself, but I have the Rifftrax audio for it, so I'll probably see it sometime soon.. If you want to take the edge off a little bit, I'd recommend getting the Rifftrax track and including it. That's what I did with the Twilight movies and it made them almost bearable.

That's pretty funny. Nobody seems to be proud of it. George Lucas tried to get all of the copies destroyed.

@TooWalrus: Me too :(

Posted by Still_I_Cry

I liked the 1980s A Christmas Story movie.

Go watch those claymation Christmas movies with Heat Miser and shit.

Then write a blog about it maybe if you remember any of it :D

Edited by BlinkyTM

@TooWalrus said:

A Christmas Story is pretty shitty. Had to watch that garbage in high school every year... in like 3 different classes.

I oughta shoot your eye out with my official Red Ryder carbine action two hundred shot range model air rifle.