So, I have a swollen lymph node, and my doctor said I need to get a biopsy to make sure it's "nothing bad", like cancer or something.  So that's what I'm doing today.  Getting a needle jabbed into my neck so they can suck out part of the lymph node tissue and look at it under a microscope and make sure it's not cancerous.  Enjoy your breakfast, kids.   
Kinda hoping I don't have anything wrong.  I probably don't, but I'm not sure I would be able to rock the bald look very well.  In all seriousness, I joke but I am a chronic hypochondriac and I can't help but worry.  Wish me luck.