Youtube Comedy Week is the worst:
@turboman: Maybe I'm reading too much into the wording, but Heyman's website is hinting at WWE getting more Extreme, so I guess RVD? And that's hilarious because the last time they were together in WWE, Heyman screwed RVD out of the ECW Title.
Oh and here are my Krazy™ predictions for the third guy:
Hey guys, it looks like Mark Henry might be leaving for good:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ud79_ntR2mw&feature=player_detailpage#t=3086s
The Miz vs Cody Rhodes - Singles Match: WWE is high on Miz; Rhodes, not so much.
Winner: The Miz
Method of victory (Pin, Sub, DQ, etc.): Submission
Chris Jericho vs Fandango - Singles Match: Jericho gets his win back and opens the door for a possible third match.
Winner: Chris Jericho
Method of victory (Pin, Sub, DQ, etc.): Submission
Randy Orton vs Big Show - Extreme Rules Match: Orton's "Just There" gimmick continues and loses to Show.
Winner: Big Show
Method of victory (Pin, Sub, etc.): Pin
Sheamus vs Mark Henry - Strap Match: I don't know, RMT says Henry's winning and he could be a great next challenger for Cena's title (and a win would make him look very strong), but Sheamus hasn't won a PPV match since Survivor Series (and Night of Champions was the last time he won a match by pin or DQ) and a win could set him up as a challenger for a title.
Winner: Mark Henry
Order of corners touched (1 point per correct corner): Front Right, Front Left, Back Left, Back Right
WWE Tag Team Champions Team Hell No vs The Shield (Rollins and Reigns) - Tag Team Tornado Match for the WWE Tag Team Championship: Shield wins and Freebirds the title.
Winner: The Shield
Method of victory (Pin, Sub, etc.): Pin
Person who takes the win (2 pts): Roman Reigns
Person who takes the loss (2 pts): Daniel Bryan
United States Champion Kofi Kingston vs Dean Ambrose - Singles Match for the United States Championship: Dean looks strong and is made to look better than Kofi, but he doesn't leave with the title.
Winner: Dean Ambrose
Method of victory (Pin, Sub, DQ, etc.): DQ
Alberto Del Rio vs Jack Swagger - World Heavyweight Championship Number One Contender's I Quit Match: Jack flukes a win and either feuds with Ziggler, who turns face with his posse, or Del Rio finds his way back in and we're back where we started.
Winner (2 pts): Jack Swagger
Triple H vs Brock Lesnar - Steel Cage Match: Brock gets his win back for the win he gave back at Mania.
Winner: Brock Lesnar
Method of victory (Pin, Sub, Escape, etc.): Escape
WWE Champion John Cena vs Ryback - Last Man Standing Match for the WWE Championship: RMT says Cena's winning, that's good enough for me.
Winner (2 pts): John Cena
Just so people are aware, the Method of victory is just meant to be how they win (pin, DQ, etc.) and not the exact finish. But, for those of you that have already written them, you don't need to change anything, I'll count finishers like the RKO as a pin and submission moves as a submission.
@milkman: Yeah, I know the corners thing is weird, but it's an attempt to do some weirder stuff with the predictions (do more than just winner and how they won).
@rabid619: Yeah, it's pretty much a reset. There was going to be one after Mania regardless, so might as well change the formula now.
Here's a secret, I never counted up the scores for WrestleMania... Until Now! (I should note that I counted the 8 Person match that was scrapped from Mania and done on Raw the next night). Also, look at the rules as they've changed dramatically because, as you can notice, number one and two are towering over everyone else. So, to give everyone an equal playing field the system's been changed to a questionnaire style prediction sheet. Also, since I'm spring it out of the blue, I'll take any sort of comments or questions about the new system and, if everyone hates it, we'll switch back to the old one for Payback.
1. DrX25 - 23350 pts
2. papercut - 18000 pts
3. FateOfNever - 12200 pts
4. joshthebear - 11600 pts
5. Milkman – 9625 pts
6. TurboMan - 6000 pts
7. GunslingerPanda - 5580 pts
8. GentlemanlyGentleman - 4250 pts
9. DoesitOffendYou_Yeah - 4090 pts
10. zombiesatemycereal - 3650 pts
11. spankingaddict - 2880 pts
12. DazzHardy - 2500 pts
13. Aronleon - 2475 pts
14. MVP1101 – 2175 pts
15. SlightConfuse - 2100 pts
16. MayorMikeAckbar - 2000 pts
17. Demoskinos - 1945 pts
18. Lumley - 1900 pts
19. Hockeymask27 - 1250 pts
20. lord_canti - 1000 pts
21. TJ311/Hogshead - 850 pts
23. Rabid619 - 750 pts
24. awesomeusername - 700 pts
25. Wikitoups - 630 pts
26. Nameless2000 - 580 pts
27. Dynablade - 530 pts
28. Natedogg2 - 360 pts
29. MjHealy - 355 pts
30. Humphreys/halfpastwhenever - 350 pts
32. rentfn - 300 pts
33. TheLark - 260 pts
34. laserbolts - 220 pts
35. returnofjake - 200 pts
36. MrMuscle - 150 pts
So here are the official rules:
And here's the official list of Matches (via WWE.com):
The Miz vs Cody Rhodes - Singles Match (Pre show match on Youtube, WWE.com, Yahoo, etc.)
Winner:
Method of victory (Pin, Sub, DQ, etc.):
Chris Jericho vs Fandango - Singles Match
Winner:
Method of victory (Pin, Sub, DQ, etc.):
Randy Orton vs Big Show - Extreme Rules Match:
Winner:
Method of victory (Pin, Sub, etc.):
Sheamus vs Mark Henry - Strap Match
Winner:
Order of corners touched (1 point per correct corner): (e.g. Back Left, Front Right, Back Right, Front Left)
WWE Tag Team Champions Team Hell No vs The Shield (Rollins and Reigns) - Tag Team Tornado Match for the WWE Tag Team Championship
Winner:
Method of victory (Pin, Sub, etc.):
Person who takes the win (2 pts):
Person who takes the loss (2 pts):
United States Champion Kofi Kingston vs Dean Ambrose - Singles Match for the United States Championship
Winner:
Method of victory (Pin, Sub, DQ, etc.):
Alberto Del Rio vs Jack Swagger - World Heavyweight Championship Number One Contender's I Quit Match
Winner (2 pts):
Triple H vs Brock Lesnar - Steel Cage Match
Winner:
Method of victory (Pin, Sub, Escape, etc.):
WWE Champion John Cena vs Ryback - Last Man Standing Match for the WWE Championship
Winner (2 pts):
So, i'm still catching up on last weeks WWE, just watched Smackdown, was that world record legit? He's not actually the WSM either is he?
Probably not, there were enough possible camera tricks to fake it and, if it was legit, the WWE PR machine would be talking about it nonstop. As for his nickname, it's a half-truth because he is an international strongman competition winner (The Arnold Strongman Classic) and, for a time, was considered to be the strongest man in the world, but he hasn't competed since the Arnold classic in 2002, so there are probably stronger people out there today.
Nope, it's still called the Five Knuckle Shuffle, they only renamed the F-U (to Attitude Adjustment) and the STF-U (back to the STF).
Big Japan Pro Wrestling announced that Sami Callihan has been pulled from their May 24 event due to signing a WWE contract.

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