I just had the most wonderful dream...

...and in that dream I was eating a giant marshmallow. But then the dream ended. I woke up, and my marshmallow was gone. 

To be honest, it wasn't that much of a disappointment, as I don't like marshmallows. It probably dates back to that dumbass "Fluffy Bunnies" game during one schooltrip.  The Jackass-ish aim of the game is to stuff as many marshmallows into your gub as possible, but with each one you attempt say the phrase "fluffy bunnies" and invariably someone gets the giggles. Last person standing - or not choking - wins. I've kinda been put off them since them. Seeing a fellow classmate regurgitate a sticky pink mess can do that to a guy.
 
Discuss. Feel free to add your own recent weird-ass dreams. None of those recurring "My teeth are falling out!" or "I'm about to fail my exam and I've not got any trousers on!" ones, please. We've all heard them, and they're lame. Unless your particular one has some sort of exciting spin, like you're on a space rocket with the Egyptian president.

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Posted by dudeglove

...and in that dream I was eating a giant marshmallow. But then the dream ended. I woke up, and my marshmallow was gone. 

To be honest, it wasn't that much of a disappointment, as I don't like marshmallows. It probably dates back to that dumbass "Fluffy Bunnies" game during one schooltrip.  The Jackass-ish aim of the game is to stuff as many marshmallows into your gub as possible, but with each one you attempt say the phrase "fluffy bunnies" and invariably someone gets the giggles. Last person standing - or not choking - wins. I've kinda been put off them since them. Seeing a fellow classmate regurgitate a sticky pink mess can do that to a guy.
 
Discuss. Feel free to add your own recent weird-ass dreams. None of those recurring "My teeth are falling out!" or "I'm about to fail my exam and I've not got any trousers on!" ones, please. We've all heard them, and they're lame. Unless your particular one has some sort of exciting spin, like you're on a space rocket with the Egyptian president.

Posted by Ineedaname

Your dream at least sounds pleasant the last dream I remember was super freaky, the content was borderline what could happen in my life, if everything went bad, it was horrible =( I woke up super freaked out.

Posted by W0lfbl1tzers

I had a dream that I was having sex with my ex on a bus full of business men leaving Las Vegas. I guess CES still has a grip on me in a weird, weird way.

Posted by JoyfullOFrockets

I wish I could dream more often :(

Posted by ShaunassNZ

I can't remember my last dream, I always listen to the Bombcast when i go to bed, and it goes until it finishes while I'm sleeping, so it must stop me dreaming is my guess.

Posted by Xeiphyer
@W0lfbl1tzers said:
" I had a dream that I was having sex with my ex on a bus full of business men leaving Las Vegas. I guess CES still has a grip on me in a weird, weird way. "
Too much japanese porn.
Posted by Yummylee

I wish I'd dream of marshmellows. Mine are usually hectic and downright insane. Like a Steven Stegal movie with some acid.

Posted by dudeglove
@W0lfbl1tzers said:
" I had a dream that I was having sex with my ex on a bus full of business men leaving Las Vegas. I guess CES still has a grip on me in a weird, weird way. "
Excessive interaction with consumer electronics can do that to a man.
 
@JoyfullOFrockets said:
" I wish I could dream more often :( "
Eat more cheese before bedtime.
 
@Abyssfull said:
" I wish I'd dream of marshmellows. Mine are usually hectic and downright insane. Like a Steven Stegal movie with some acid. "
Vin Diesel appeared in one of my dreams once, though I can't remember where I left the notebook I used to jot down the details.
Posted by Halberdierv2

i had a... wierd dream last night.. but somewhat awesome.
Involved a certain Orihime Inoue.

Edited by BulletproofMonk

Last night, I had a dream where I escaped from a prison with Jeff and Brad. I don't remember the details of it, but Jeff's urgent need to get out and play Final Fantasy VII had something to do with it.
 
It was awesome.

Posted by Kjellm87

I've had many strange dreams, I remember I and a group of people was trying to stop a very popular person, 
 the whole world loved him, but he made a doomday machine in secret cuz he was tired of life

Posted by Mowgers

I had a dream where a cyborg and an old sea captain were fighting in a swimming pool, but the pool was only half full. The sea captain ended up winning when he grabbed a barbell, tucked and flipped off the diving board and used the barbell to pin the cyborg to the bottom of the pool. He then shot the cyborg's arms off with this weird machine gun thing.  
 
Ooo, ooo, also, my earliest memory is a dream I had when I was very young, like three or something. I was walking down this alleyway that was full of market stalls, and there was a tornado tearing up the street nearby. I found a cage with a parrot in it, and the parrot bit my nose off. I responded by biting his beak off. Then it had my nose and I had it's beak. 

Posted by ComradeKritstov

I was listening to the Bombcast last night and I remember dreaming about hanging out with Vinny. He's a pretty cool guy.

Posted by heatDrive88
@dudeglove:
When the day of reckoning comes and Gozer the Gozerian approaches, I don't want you anywhere within 1000 yards of me. Unless we've got proton packs. Awesome.
Posted by AhmadMetallic

my dreams are odd nightmares of the events i had during the day, all fused together. the responsibilities and anyone who gave me shit during said day etc.. 

Posted by iam3green

the last weird dream that i had was i was driving my car on a straight road, it was raining pokemon, and i was running over dead bodies. they were the same bodies over and over. when i woke up from it i thought i saw someone sitting in my chair in front of me. i was kind of freaked out by it. i think it was a little bit of a lucid dream.

Posted by JackSukeru

I once dreamt that I was on a televised gameshow, sitting in a jacuzzi with Luciano Pavarotti. This was before he died.

Posted by HS21

I had a dream where I was thirsty so I had a glass of water. Then I wasn't thirsty anymore. I told my parents and now they've booked an appointment for me with a psychiatrist in the city. 

Posted by Vinny_Says

yuck

Posted by FunExplosions

I owned this amazing car. It was top-of-the-line, and I was the first to get one. My dad paid for it, but I didn't care. I was just so happy to finally have something going well for me. Waking up that day was incredibly depressing. I didn't fully convince myself that it was a dream until hours later.

Posted by fwylo

I had this one dream where there was a zombie infestation.  But it wasn't zombies, it was those crazy blue men from Uncharted 2, and basically everyone got turned in to one except me and the girls I thought were hot.  All of the girls were hold up in this fortress in the middle of the city and I was out in the city fending for myself.  I knew the girl I loved was in this fortress somewhere so I pretended to be a crazy blue dude to get close to the fortress.  When I finally got close enough there were so many blue dudes around trying to get in it was crazy. 
 
So turns out that I'm crazy good at parkour in this dream and I scaled some walls and did some free running to get over this giant wall.  I snuck in to the fortress and found my love.  But then everyone in there turned in to blue people as well and I told her to hide and that I would come back for her.  They all chased after me as I free ran through the city to try and get away from them.  Then I decided to make a huge jump that no one would ever be able to make, like the first jump in the matrix basically.  But as I went to make the jump, I tripped on the ledge and started falling from the 3 story building to the streets below. 
 
I woke up just before I hit the ground. 
 
This was the last crazy dream I had which was a couple months ago.  And I haven't played Uncharted since the week it was released. Weird.

Posted by Dalai

I had the same giant marshmallow dream once. I was shitting out feathers for 3 straight days.

Posted by afrofools

When I was a child I constantly had the same dream of myself walking off a cliff, and not having control over my own steps. A friend of mine constantly had dreams of being attacked by clowns, and someone else I know had dreams of being chased by a ball. Another person I know had dreams of being chased by a Bull, and not in Spain or whatever that country is where they run down the streets from the bulls. 
 
I don't dream any-more, but occasionally I remember that I dreamt, but that is all.

Edited by JoyfullOFrockets

Finally had some dreams, but extremely weird ones to make up for that.
 
Yesterday I dreamt I was just waling around with some girl eating ice cream. Nothing weird. I woke up to get some water and went to sleep again. Then, some apocalypse thing was happening with explosions and all that and we were trying to get away but we were going in the opposite direction of where people were running. At that point Chuw Yun-Fat showed up and started shooting dudes, threw me a gun and I shot a guy's head with 1 bullet and he exploded. We then went to store where we were shopping for TV's.
 
Today, I was running away from my math teacher in school whilst throwing jars of mustard at her. I then got out of school and flew away.

Posted by dudeglove
@JoyfullOFrockets: So you took my cheese-eating advice then.
Posted by JoyfullOFrockets
@dudeglove said:
" @JoyfullOFrockets: So you took my cheese-eating advice then. "
Indeed. Now I will never stop eating cheese before bed.
Posted by onarum

That does sound nice, I don't think I've ever dreamed about eating something though, well at least not as the main attraction of the dream.

Posted by supermonkey122

I was running through this dark hallway. Then all these weird monsters started chasing me and I made it out of the building I was in. Out side of the building was a bridge that was above an ocean and in the distance was a beautiful futuristic-looking city. I stared at it for a while then I woke up.
Posted by StarvingGamer

Most recent dream I can remember was of Hugh Laurie as House at a dinner party leaving the table to have discreet intercourse with a young blond woman who was supposedly his daughter inside a restroom styled and shaped like a confession booth that was down the hall.

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Posted by spudtastic

Were you full?

Posted by Aus_azn

Random female classmates from "back in the day" appear in mine.

Posted by MarkWahlberg

When you woke up, were you eating your pillow?

Edited by Tireyo

I dreamed about getting killed in random accidents along with my dogs and family. In one dream, I put a gun in my mouth and pulled the trigger; then everything went black; then I panicked and woke up screaming. In another, I dreamed that I went on a killing spree shooting people, then getting shot myself by another. Then in another dream, I dreamed that I was raped by another man, and then he stabbed me to death. Blood went everywhere, and I woke up in a serious cold sweat and I screamed with a dry throat. Got so bad where it was hard to breathe.
 
I guess I'm not supposed to have good dreams. = - ( I don't remember the last time I had a good one. I guess it's where I've been burdened down with a lot of things lately as to why I don't have any good dreams....... I don't know. I'm getting so sick of it. I would never kill people for any reason at all, and I certainly wouldn't kill myself as I think it would be cowardly and stupid. I don't understand why I have such weird and awful dreams as I don't ever think about such stuff! I wish I could somehow control my dreams so I can have a good dream for once!

Posted by yinstarrunner

One time I had a dream about having a "night out at the movies" in the distant future.  I got to ride in a flying car through a futuristic cityscape and watch a gigantic holographic screening in a drive-in theater.  It was magical.