There is a headline in the paper today that some old guy fell off his roof and died.  A lot of people have been saying "He shouldn't have been up there in the first place" or "Well he got what came to him" 
1) He was a roofer by trade 
2) It's his roof 
3) What would it be better if he just sat at home eating winegums 
4) He got what was coming to him? Uhm f**k off  
etc etc

Me and my girlfriend were walking our dogs tonight, down through the graveyard like normal, and our cat Tag was following us.  This was all going well until we heard some drunks up ahead and we decided to turn around.  Our cat then carried on following us over the road which nearly  got me run over.