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  • I was very tempted to vote for E... like option E I have very little to say about Project Natal except that if my girlfriend will play it then I'll probably buy it. Christ knows how much room I'd need to play the thing though.
    5 months ago
  • well you're not really missing out on tv too much, but seriously, how have you not chewed gum? do you not have teeth? I can only assume that you live in a cave. What have you done? If you're not chewing gum, texting or playing ocarina of time you must be doing something pretty exciting instead.
    5 months ago
  • I need to read Arkham Asylum and The long Halloween, I've recently re-read 'A death in the family', the Joker's face when he's beating Jason Todd is absolutely priceless! And how the hell did DC come up with the idea of making the Joker the Iranian ambassador to the UN?!?I agree with your top three though for my favourite batman GNs. although Hush would be up there too. The biggest let down ...
    5 months ago
  • ok I'm old, the first game I ever played was Harrier Attack on the Amstrad 464 (with a green screen monitor), t'was awesome.
    5 months ago
  • @End_Boss said: "I probably lack the intestinal fortitude to play such a game, as simply playing Bioshock for the first time yesterday made me audibly gasp in fear more than once."I'm with you on Bioshock, it took me months to muster the courage to complete that game, I originally hated how panicky the game made me feel but about halfway through something clicked, the andrenaline kicked in and I became ...
    5 months ago
  • This is a previous blog post from another site that I've recently given up on, this series of blogs though has been something that I've been meaning to revisit and continue with so I thought that I'd post it here and then carry on with the countdown in the future.I'm quite an avid reader of most types of literature and of late I have started rediscovering comic books (I was ...
    5 months ago
  • EarthwormJohnUK replied to the topic So people are boycotting L4D2 in the Left 4 Dead 2 board.
    I enjoyed Left4Dead but I definitely think that it could be vastly improved. I'm amazed that L4D2 is coming out so soon after the original but I have a lot of faith in Valve, they seem like a very likeable company and with some right adjustments (which hopefully L4D2 will address) this franchise could be brilliant.
    5 months ago

  • The beautiful yet strange mongrel child of the FPS and platformer: When I think of Mirror's Edge developer EA, the first thing that springs to mind is playing fifa on the megadrive and being amazed by the voice intro ('It's in the game'), the second thought that crosses my mind when i think of EA is the endless number of sports games littered with fashionable indie/rock "trax".With this in mind I have found myself impressed and surprised by the recent upturn ...
    5 months ago
  • Thanks for the offer of help, I may take you up on that at some point, I'm still having trouble working my way around the site but I quite like the fact that I keep finding shiny new buttons to click on and then working out what I've done.I hope you don't mind but I've added you to my friends list too.
    5 months ago
  • I watched it last night too, I remember watching it years ago and not really having much of an opinion on it. This time around though I was definitely left with the lasting impression that M. Night is an awful, awful, awful director. I totally agree with you about the water part, why the hell would aliens that can be hurt by water decide to visit a planet that in ...
    5 months ago
Added by EarthwormJohnUK on June 7, 2009

This is a previous blog post from another site that I've recently given up on, this series of blogs though has been something that I've been meaning to revisit and continue with so I thought that I'd post it here and then carry on with the countdown in the future.

I'm quite an avid reader of most types of literature and of late I have started rediscovering comic books (I was a huge comic book geek when I was younger) and I've recently been catching up on books that I've missed out on over the years and some huge culturally significant titles that, in my view, have managed to push the art form from being strictly pulp entertainment to an art form to be admired and analysed as much as other established forms.

Below is a quote from this comic book series that pretty much ticks all of the things that I'd like to hear about in a story that involves one man, a monkey and a planet full of angry women...

"No. No, first comes boyhood. You get to play with soldiers and spacemen, cowboys and ninjas, pirates and robots. But before you know it, all that comes to an end"

If you're interest is piqued by such a synopsis I'd suggest that you read further...

#5 Y: The Last Man by Brian K. Vaughan

Y: The Last Man was a comic book series written by one of the main writers of the TV show, Lost. The story is based around a character, 'Yorick Brown' and his pet monkey 'Ampersand' who, for reasons that are revealed throughout the series, are the last two living males on the planet. The first issue shows the final moments of 99.9999999% of the male population and the chaos that ensues; think planes falling from the sky, nuclear reactors going into meltdown and the fate of billions of food jars that will forever remain unopened due to the lack of a helping hand with a manly grip...

Whilst in the hands of another writer this premise for a story would devolve into a messy mish-mash of sex and debauchery, Vaughan though manages to create a character that you can actually care about. Yorick spends most of the series searching for his girlfriend, who at the time of the gendercide was on the other side of the planet and the rest of the time trying to discover what it was that destroyed every other Y chromosome on Earth.

Faced with an apocalyptic future (and no one to remove spiders from bath tubs) the women of the world begin to split into a number of different camps; the women who want to restore order and civilization, the women who believe that the death of Man was an act of God, the women who decide to stick stubble on their chins and strap down their breasts with tape in the pursuit of money and romance and the women that fail to come to terms with the loss of their fathers, husbands, sons and friends.

Now if you are reading this far you may be thinking that this is beginning to sound very sexist and anti-feminist but Y: The Last Man is the polar opposite. Vaughan's protagonist is not exactly the stereotypical broad shouldered, square jawed super man of comic book archetypes, instead Yorick shows to his readers many aspects of the modern man that mainstream comic books fail to highlight; he is vain, he's a coward, he believes in true love, he believes in equality and he refuses to be seduced by the women that he meets during his quest (well, he does for most of the time) as he remains faithful to his college girlfriend that becomes almost mythical in standing as she remains elusive throughoutthe books.

Yorick is joined by a number of sympathetic allies on his mission to discover the fate of the world, the people that help him on the way include:

'355' - a female agent employed in a mysterious group known as 'the culper ring' that is ordered by the president to aid the last man and to ensure that the human race is restored, she is the other main character throughout the series and the friendship between the two protagonists really helps to drive the story forward. 355, like most agents employed by shadowy groups, is a trained killing machine that manages to be cold and efficient when defending Yorick but begins to soften and become more likeable as the series progresses.

'Doctor Alison Mann' - A geneticist that joins the group, determined to discover the cause of the plague.

The group travel across the globe, traversing the chaos of post-apocalypse America, Australia (that has become crippled by drug runners - the Sydney opera house becomes one huge drug den), Japan (where they meet the new head of the Yakuza, a former pop star turned megalomaniac), Russia and Europe. The iconic landscapes and landmarks featured in their journey are drawn by artist Pia Guerra and through his stylish graphics, he provides the reader with a view of how the world would disintegrate in the wake of a global crisis.

Like Vaughan's work in Lost, Y: The Last Man is littered with pop references and satirical swipes at genre defining titles of both the comic book world and TV/Film that seem fresh and relevant without seeming forced and obvious. Y: The Last Man, like the majority of the other titles that will feature in this countdown is a very rewarding and literate series, Vaughan is not interested in capes and super powers, he wanted his readers to think about the roles of masculinity and femininity in our present culture and how everything can fall apart; with the first spluttering of a cough, the push of a button or the click of a trigger...

In summary, you need to read at least one issue of this title. If you are intrigued enough to purchase one of the volumes of this series than you should buy volume one; it is an obvious starting point and introduces the majority of the characters that will feature throughout the series. If you are uncertain about whether to take a gamble on a book recommended to you by a stranger then why don't you Google 'cbr, comic book reader', download the program and then download the torrent that is available on Isohunt that contains the entire collection in .cbr format... but don't read them all that way, just read enough, allow yourself to be drawn into Yorick's world and then buy/borrow/steal (ok, don't steal it) every volume...



Added by EarthwormJohnUK on June 7, 2009

I'm still relatively new to the whole video game blogging scene, I've had a gamespot account for 6 months or so and I used it quite regularly, however as the website has seemingly dissolved in front of my eyes over the last month I've decided to follow the apparant majority of the people from GS that have chosen to sign up to Giantbomb.

This site is confusing the hell out of me but I'm slowly getting to grips with it, I think. I'm a bit worried that there doesn't seem to be a spell check facility on here, my complete lack of spelling ability will no doubt be highlighted very quickly.

After writing quite a few introductions on previous GS boards etc I've opted for only a brief intro until I can muster the energy to write more...

My name's John, I'm a 26 year old former English Lit student (which makes my poor spelling and grammer seem even more spectacular!) that has decided to take a career u-turn and become a telecomms engineer. I'm halfway through an apprenticeship with a pretty big UK broadcasting/public safety/any-other-pies-that-they-can-get-their-fingers-into company; the pay is ok and I don't really have to do much (apart from making tea) so at the moment I'm pretty content with a working life of mediocrity and enough money to pay for video games.

I own an Xbox 360 and a DS, I generally only use the DS when I'm away studying and the majority of my gaming time is spent on the Xbox. During my time at University I worked for a number of music shops so I've developed a bit of an indie snobbish thing that I'm slowly trying to iron out of my system. Here's a brief breakdown of the kind of things that I'm into...

Xbox games that I'm currently enjoying...
Fallout 3
GTA IV
Call of Duty (2 onwards)
Fable 2
Beautiful Katamari
Bioshock
Puzzle Quest

Xbox games that I intend to play soon (either new releases or just games that I've not got around to playing yet)...
Eternal Sonata
Dead Space
Assassin's Creed 2
Ghostbusters
Street Fighter IV (I own it, I'm just rubbish at it and intend/hope that the purchase of a fight pad will improve my skills a bit)
Modern Warfare 2
The old Cthulu game on the original Xbox

Xbox games that I own and believe require justification for owning...
Lips (erm... this was part of my plan to push my girlfriend into loving the xbox as much as I do)
Hellboy (I love comics, I love Hellboy, I love video games, this should have been the best thing in the world. It isn't)

DS Games that keep me happy on trains
Chrono Trigger (I feel ashamed that I've only recently discovered this amazing game)
Tetris
Broken Sword
Puzzle Quest
Dragon Quest IV and V
Final Fantasy IV

Music
The Decemberists
Arab Strap
The Mountain Goats
The Magnetic Fields
Mogwai
Neil Young
The Flaming Lips
Devo
Elbow
The Clash
Tom Waits


EarthwormJohnUK's Reviews
The beautiful yet strange mongrel child of the FPS and platformer (X360)
When I think of Mirror's Edge developer EA, the first thing that springs to mind is playing fifa on the megadrive and being amazed by the voice intro ('It's in the game'), the second thought that crosses my mind when i think of EA is the endless number of sports ...
Reviewed by EarthwormJohnUK on June 7, 2009


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gingertastic_10 22 hours, 16 minutes ago
Wheelman is a nice surprise.
Jeust 1 week ago
Jeust just finished Torchlight!
Bruce 3 weeks, 5 days ago
Every time yo momz has sex, she repeats the opening monologue from Law & Order: SVU. AWW SNAP SON!
joesh89 2 months ago
joesh89 is back!
get2sammyb 2 months, 3 weeks ago
get2sammyb is irritated by the powers to be.