Elazul's forum posts

#1 Posted by Elazul (1342 posts) -

Fuck no. I'm enough of a paranoid wreck as it is, but if she cheated on me I'd never be able to trust anything she said ever again. Honestly I'd expect her to do the same.

#2 Edited by Elazul (1342 posts) -

I'd do it. It'd be worth it just so I could scream "MY FIIIGHT MOOOONEEEEEEY" while having the shit beaten out of me.

#3 Posted by Elazul (1342 posts) -

How about we just go to a north London Weatherspoon's, get wankered on cheap, shitty cocktail pitchers and Maker's Mark and then have a good cry in the park? That's pretty much how I usually spend my Thursday night anyway.

#4 Posted by Elazul (1342 posts) -

While I probably have to give it to Ocarina for pure nostalgia, I absolutely love the SotN title screen music:

#5 Edited by Elazul (1342 posts) -

Yeah, it's definitely a scam. They've actually called me like six or seven times at this point. The last call pretty much went:

Me - "What version of Windows am I running?"

Caller - "You have Microsoft Windows for the computer."

Me - "How do you know I have viruses? What's my I.P. address?"

Caller - "You are in England."

Me - "Please go fuck your mother with a rubber hose."

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#6 Posted by Elazul (1342 posts) -

#7 Edited by Elazul (1342 posts) -

Bill Ward, motherfuckers.

#8 Posted by Elazul (1342 posts) -

Does the Moogle from FF XIII-2 count? Because FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK that thing was irritating.

If not then Teddie. Yeah, I said it.

#9 Posted by Elazul (1342 posts) -

I GUESS SHE DON'T LIKE THE CORNBREAD EITHER YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN' CUZ THAT'S A LINE FROM THE MOVIE LAWL.

#10 Posted by Elazul (1342 posts) -

As someone who bought a Vita at launch, all I can say is NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! I literally haven't touched the thing in months, and am honestly unsure if I ever will again.

If you absolutely MUST have one, wait for both a price drop and for some good games to come to it that aren't either ports or available on another console. As of now, pretty much the only thing I can think of that falls into that category is Lumines.