I just wrote a massive post here and then proceeded to accidentally delete it all when trying to edit a typo on a link. Let this blog post be a reminder to write this shit up in Word before putting it here.
 
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if i had a nickel for every time that happened, I would have... I don't know, money? What the fuck is a nickel anyway?