EliasT

Tekken OBVIOUSLY, the people that picked Bloody Roar must be either drunk or insane.

" "Stop right there Criminal Scum!" "

I believe about 10-15 of those books I've read.

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That's so awesome man, I'm really happy for you!

" @EliasT said:

" You fuckers, this isn't the Giant Bomb I knew and loved, now the only people here are sarcastic assholes :(  You aren't even funny, no joke, I would rather stab myself in the eye then listen to you guys shitty gags and jokes. I've seen corpses that were more funny than you guys. "

What are you doing hanging out with corpses, especially joke-telling corpses? "

" where the hell do you shop to get a pear of plastic glasses and a rap album that runs you $50? "

You fuckers, this isn't the Giant Bomb I knew and loved, now the only people here are sarcastic assholes :(
 
You aren't even funny, no joke, I would rather stab myself in the eye then listen to you guys shitty gags and jokes. I've seen corpses that were more funny than you guys.

" Probably something revolving around sex or drugs.  You know, the usual.  Also Venetian sunglasses?  Who calls them that?  The man?  Thems is shutter shades. "

How about this then? A budget MP3 Player and some songs from your site of choice (if you hate yourself, you can just download them for free). Huh, I never knew an MP3 player would be that cheap, the deals you can find on eBay can be pretty suprising, this is coming from a person that has used eBay for 4 years.