Turn-based strategy;

Youngsters fight but never die;

Cartoons make war safe

Two screens twice as nice;

Black Hole likes to cut themselves;

Tag-team C.O.s reign

I am in your base;

Killing your dudes and friends;

All for my empire

D&D done right;

Infinity Engine launch;

A legend is born

Do you want some more?

My least favorite Baldur's Gate;

Give me more story

Jon Irenicus;

Could it be best game ever?

Hard to argue no

Forty levels through;

What else is there I can kill?

Godhood awaits you

No time to talk;

I have rats, cubes, and much more;

Kill them all quickly

Platforming heaven;

Bird and bear offer so much;

Rare's magic displayed

Driving jeeps off cliffs;

While your friend sits beside you;

Makes you friends for life

Ten dollars for more?

Sign me up ASAP!

Watch the French run scared

Is it silly yet?

If I want to play modern;

Desert Combat wins

No words can describe;

The love I hold for this game;

Cold War ain't so cold

Sequels often fail;

To capture the magic again;

See Battlezone II

Never enough press;

For a charming game like this;

Jade is a hero

Now would you kindly;

Throw some bees at this splicer;

Watch them scream and flee

I paid five dollars;

But maybe I paid too much;

Insert suck joke here

Multi-player saves;

Hours of fun blasting friends;

Makes it worth the time

Can you feel the hype?

The killer app that was not;

Co-op play is fine

Take everything known;

About boring racing games;

And throw it away

Bought it on day one;

Played the demo way too much;

Start of something big

A massive letdown;

Glitchy dumb and not much fun;

Compared to the first

I'm all ghillied up;

Instantly spawning bad guys;

Still drive me insane

Run from the fishmen;

Bats are cheap jumping is slow;

Just another go

Dracula to go;

A couple tweaks to stay fresh;

But same old same old

A classic for sure;

With so much to do and see;

Triumph of 2D

Throw crates and apples;

Ride the rocket to the end;

Childhood memories

Just one more turn please;

One more turn is all I need;

Curse you Sid Meier

We love the soundtrack;

No random encounters here;

So many endings

Everyone run away!

Don't go dying on me, Kid;

Smooth battle system

Console space combat;

Who knew it could be worthy?

The League reigns supreme

Foggy ground warfare;

Does not detract from how great;

Everything else is

A gem of the past;

Someone please remake this game;

Just please keep it hip

Tiberium ho;

Westwood breaks it open here;

Plus campy cutscenes

Will you help Stalin;

Crush the West and turn it red?

Leave no survivors

The Russians are here;

With squids blimps and mind control;

But lose without Joe

It fails to impress;

Bots and graphics but no heart;

Back to 1.6

Yes I bought this game;

Kind of shallow but still fun;

Popup makes me laugh

This game needs more love;

Before StarCraft this game was;

The best RTS

Ignore the crap port;

On PC this game was great;

Tag-team dungeon crawls

Pretty good cash-in;

Worst AI in history;

Mow down militia

Surrender your soul;

Kind of hard when not Royal;

Just move really slow

Click click click click click;

You really expected more?

Dupe my items please

Bigger and better;

Still king of ARPG;

I want my life back

A solid Expack;

In the frozen north you fight;

Point and click all night

Planes hoevercrafts karts;

Makes Mario Kart look old;

Coin races frustrate

Action RPG;

Deeper than most of the clones;

Dialogue got dull

Knee deep in the dead;

Playing on nightmare not fair;

Childhood memories

More DOOM is more fun;

Slay the imps meet the demons;

Now find the red key

Just a pretty face?

Predictable scares abound;

Well I had some fun

Bioware rolls on;

Some dungeons take way too long;

Storyline boring?

But don't get me wrong;

I still enjoyed these two games;

I just wanted more

Save April Ryan

Zoe lost her clothes too much

Combat what combat?

Cruising Miami

Everything started so well

Curse those bad sequels

Build me a dungeon;

Lure the heroes to their death;

Slap the imps and grin

Twenty bucks for this;

Or fifty bucks for Madden;

EA signs contract

Do you like hockey?

The glowing puck was a fad;

Yearly installments

2K likes twenty;

Gamers like paying twenty;

Everybody wins

Shmup by Square blasts off

Best use for a single hand;

Get out you pervert

Get lost in the world;

There's cliff racers everywhere;

Nowhere you can hide

How many more gates?

Quick come get your horse armor;

Fast travel saves time

The agents are go!

You're the inspiration makes;

My eyes get teary

A forgotten one;

It wasn't the best but still;

It had some good things

Who really wanted;

MMO on PS2;

Wait, its still going?

Don't fall off the track;

Try to admire the view;

Snaking shows itself

Alma can see you;

Has bullet time jumped the shark?

Trash the office

War never changes;

Don't anger the brotherhood;

Ride my bullet son

Could have been better;

References are everywhere;

Please don't eat my ear

Washington wasteland;

VATS can get repetitive;

New generation

Go on vacation;

Why did there have to be beasts;

Eagle eye bad guys

Fatal Fury's last;

Stuck only on the Dreamcast;

It deserved better

Long delayed release;

Probably for good reason;

No more encounters

Celes sings opera;

Lovable cast of people;

The end of the world

Get knights of the round;

Smash Sephiroth's crazy dreams;

Don't remake this game

A monstrous story;

Squall is the king of emo;

Draw magic all day

Zidane has a tail;

Vivi moves you with the best;

PlayOnline failed hard

A decade later;

Still the best space shooter out;

What a sad genre

Super awesome game;

Everything was done so well;

Though maybe too short

Cool, more Golden Sun;

Now you're on the other side;

For awhile at least

Bond has come to life;

Multiplayer all nighters;

Hand slaps and rockets

How silly of me;

I bought the PC version;

Where's the DLC?

Big boss encounters;

Force, lightning, chaser, and flame;

Combine powerups

I didn't like it;

But everything that came with;

Makes it amazing

Gravity gun saws;

Crowbars and headcrabs galore;

Revel in the fun

Why you bought Xbox;

Long nights with friends in Blood Gulch;

I regret nothing

Launch night was a blast;

I never beat the campaign;

Too much time online

Giant robots fight;

Campy FMV story;

Always make me laugh

Cute and curvy mechs;

A sequel greatly improved;

Give me quicksave please

Something I got free;

Played it for fifteen minutes;

Nothing else to say

Think before you shoot;

I lost my patience sometimes;

Following the guards

Baldur's Gate action;

Story too light to be great;

In the frozen north

Really short campaign;

A higher resolution;

Kill the white dragon

Going out with a bang;

The end of Infinity;

Third Edition shines

Black and white flipping;

Bullet hell and beauty merge;

Youtube videos

KOTOR in China;

Bland combat is depressing;

Story satisfies

KOF to go;

Plays well enough to be fun;

I have no complaints

KOF 2K;

Much better than EX1;

This series can't die

Raziel's vengeance;

Devour souls, solve puzzles;

Got a little lost

Get lost in Hyrule;

Dangerous to go alone;

Started the madness

Hyrule comes to life;

Take Epona for a ride;

3D masterpiece

You're a deku scrub;

You're a stalker of townsfolk;

You're ducking the moon

Time or the seasons;

Manipulate them to win;

Action or puzzles

Link them together;

Discover the real ending;

Sail away happy

Cel-shaded success;

Sail the high seas with the King;

Doesn't rock the boat

Right-handed Link sucks;

The rest of the game is fun;

But Link's a southpaw

I choo-choo-choose you;

No more Ocean King Temple;

Tired of stylus

Rainbow Road is long;

Countless hours racing friends;

Bombs in battle mode

Snaking is not fun;

Racing on wi-fi is fun;

I am conflicted

Build your space opera;

Commander Shepard's crusade;

Elevator jokes

Massively streamlines;

You got shooter in my game;

Remember upgrades

Fight the Word of Blake;

Xbox Live finally takes off;

Circle strafe to win

Mech jackers rejoice;

Arcade mechs better than none;

Online died quickly

Fight the Capellans;

Hooray for bad FMV;

Urbanmechs galore

Wolf or Jade Falcon?

Decide the Refusal War;

Legendary game

Don't fall through the ice;

Can you earn your own bloodname?

Wolf in Exile

A merc's life is hard;

Tough to afford my repairs;

Ends on Tukayyid!

The launch of Bulldog;

Accurate rules and action;

Watch your heat level

Why are you so hard?

These pirates have way too much;

My mech fell apart

The mechs keep coming;

Hooray for bad FMV;

Arcade rules are fine

FMV is gone;

The bad voice acting remains;

Yet more mech action

Duncan Fisher's show;

Fight for glory and money;

Fedcom Civil War

Masterful action;

A game I beat in one day;

Couldn’t stop playing

Raiden’s adventure;

EE dies Otacon cries;

Kojima goes off

I got lost a lot;

I appreciate it more;

Twenty years later

Samus the mother;

Dive into the handheld world;

SR388

A stroke of brilliance;

Orgasm of side-scrolling;

What there’s a story?

Remakes aren’t all bad;

Metroid Fusion with some tweaks;

I found it too short

Biggest risk in years;

Resurrect dormant franchise;

FPAdventure

More Metroid Prime please;

Light and dark becomes cliché;

Poor multi-player

Wii motion controls;

Tweaks the series for the best;

Hours of action

I remember when;

Street racing used to be cool;

Flash your beams and go

Another random;

PC title in my bin;

I have so many

Buy a CD-ROM!

Get lost if you are patient;

There are no threats here

Just call it Myst 2;

Much like the original;

some nasty puzzles

Aurora Engine;

Less a game than an editor;

Build your modules

Obsidian rolls;

Liked it but didn’t love it;

technical issues

Talk about a fad;

Pet adorable puppies;

But can’t do much else

Portal steals the show;

So many games for so little;

Valve domination

Run away quickly;

Majestic space buffalo;

Forgotten classic

Seriously fun;

Giant bosses waves of dudes;

Stake them to the wall

GoldenEye part two;

Why did you add aliens;

Multi-player fun

Immortality;

Change the nature of a man;

Storyline triumphs

Gotta catch em all;

The craze once seemed so simple;

Get stinking badges

Run and jump with ease;

Wait that’s not how it happened;

The prince’s strip show

Telekinesis;

I’m killing you with my mind!

Where is my sequel?!!!!

Go get stroggified;

Boring vehicle section;

Doom 3 goes outside

Strong shooter action;

Fight the Strogg on their own turf;

Unleash the railgun

Kill some more Nazis;

Some Nazis are not quite right;

Better played online

Best free game ever;

I’m a medic heal me!

Destroy the rail gun!

Fear the Volgara;

Robots punch and kick to win;

Remote controller

GTA but fun;

Goofy storyline to boot;

Diversions galore

Let’s get serious;

Enemies don’t need their heads;

Roll the cannonball

Improved on Quake II;

It had a plot and fun stuff;

Way too much jumping

Push the Genesis;

Die and go back to the start;

The blue dude rises

My brother played Tails;

A spin dash revolution;

Charge it up and fly

Look there’s a story;

Knuckles stole my emeralds;

Tricked by the fat man

Lock on 2 and 3;

Endless possibilities;

For Sonic action

Yet the soul still burns;

The Dreamcast game you must own;

Better than arcades

Link Heihachi Spawn;

No doubt which version to buy;

Fighting game greatness

Do a barrel roll;

The hard route reveals the brain;

Send Pepper the bill

Take us out of space;

Fox does his Link impression;

Give me back my ship

Another copy;

Lucasarts is good at this;

Can’t say I blame them

Jedi feel tacked on;

Improvements across the board;

Still needs some AI

Beware the pig men;

Stop the Dark Trooper menace;

Doom in Star Wars land

Oh boy lightsaber;

Why do I have to find keys;

Star Wars FMV

Toss in Mara Jade;

Expanding the universe;

For more Jedi fun

Kyle Katarn shines;

Some silly level design;

Desann’s a monster

Best lightsaber game;

Quake 3 engine shows its age;

Where is my sequel

Pod racing explodes;

Better than the first movie;

Not hard to do though

Horrible launch day;

Then you can shoot some womp rats;

Huge disappointment

Bioware strikes gold;

HK-47 rants;

And you are Revan

Obsidian tries;

Great story but some glitches;

Needed some more time

Halo meets Metroid;

Surprising squad-based game play;

Take up position

Hoth finally lives;

Jumping, jetpacks, and sewers;

Use Wompa Stompa

You are the bad guy;

Do the Emperor’s bidding;

For extra bonus

More space engagements;

Go online and shoot your friends;

But where’s the story

Huge number of ships;

Gold medal completion angst;

Fight with the Buick

Spawn more overlords;

AI can’t beat depot walls;

Lose your life online

A perfect balance;

Use map settings endless fun;

Korea’s pastime

Street Fighter expands;

Do we need more characters?

Play with the isms

Behold the bosses;

Sagat loves to spam tigers;

Smash cars and barrels

More new characters!

Previous editions pale;

Tournament mode fun

Mario’s new world;

The 3D revolution;

Yoshi on the roof

Knock your friends silly;

Another gaming gold mine;

Spam the pokeballs

Bigger and better;

Don’t come for the solo play;

Gamecube best seller

Thick RPG play;

For D&D fans only;

But for them a dream

Massive talent trees;

Still the best Diablo clone;

Mix and match your skills

Catch humans in jars;

Under appreciated;

Tons to see and do

Clone is far too kind;

I've already played this game;

Needs multi-player

So many units;

Drag the match on forever;

Just give up the match

Game needs bots badly;

Spinfusor out of mid air;

Plus there's a story

The cerebral bore;

Bane of zombies everywhere;

Why is there still fog?

Console deathmatches;

Fragging the monkey was fun;

As was brain eating

Sweet melee weapons;

They made the guns obsolete;

Unique console game

Graphic powerhouse;

The crew goes down with the ship;

What were you saying?