My Security staff when I come to power.
Number 1 being my Right hand man, and 10 being my FIRST line of... Murder? no, thats the wrong word.... anyway, a list be here.
List items
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1. Bryan Fury
My Mad/Insane/Robot/Zombie right hand, with a brilliant laugh to boot... Yes, I like the cut of the jib of a man that can laugh like a zombie.
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2. Giraffe
His name will be Smitty, and he shale be my left hand, bringing doom to elementary schools WORLD WIDE!!
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3. Bill Clinton
I need a SOMEONE to take care of the fat chicks on staff, AS WELL as play my smooth jazz.
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4. Legion
Hes a robot, and yet has more character then EVERYBODY IN THE GALAXY!
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5. Pedestrians
Essentially an unwilling ,moving, blockade of targets that allow my snipers to get get into place.
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6. Bears
Because nobody will argue with bears.
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7. Wall-nut
Cute, cuddly, and zombie proof... SUCK A D*** CONCRETE WALLS!!!
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8. Crab
Because they are disgusting, vial creatures... Not to mention I've strapped landmines on them.
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9. Donkey
Donkeys... Lots of donkeys... AND THERE FREE!! And STRAPPED with radio detonators, and enough C4 to blow a hole in 20 donkeys, AND you... Go ahead, take one, they're free slave animals.
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10. Dan Amrich
He may be a HUGE Ghost Busters fan, and have a bit of a wonky eye. But if he can make Activsion look good, he can make my dictatorship look less like a mad ruler with a pet giraffe named Smitty, and more like some dude with FU**** class.
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