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HDMI cables are like any other cable except they convert a video signal into delicious jellybeans.  The technology is fairly new though, so it cannot yet make the red ones.  All we can do is hope and pray for the future.

So I was sifting through an issue of Publisher's Weekly and found a writeup about the forthcoming Jetpack Cat trade paperback.  I'm so excited, I didn't know about this until now!  This was the little writeup blurb they're using to market the novel:Think you know everything about Jetpack Cat?  Think again!  Set in the universe created by the game "Jetpack Cat," the novel, entitled "Jetpack Cat: Delta Pancake Initiative" reintroduces ...

Yeah, that's foolishness.  I'm a grown man, I have a job, I'm not going to waste my time making up a bunch of fake accounts to have conversations with myself on a forum.    I'm simply a huge Jetpack Cat fan who wants to know more about the game.

Once the game itself is released, what kind of support will the game get, and when can we expect it to be released?  An expansion which contains new campaigns and new playable races would be cool, and it could be used to add in some of the features that were too ambitious to put in the original Jetpack Cat, such as the ability to move left.  Or, it would also ...

We know the game will be spanned across 8 Blu-Ray discs, but how will it handle switching between them all?  Also, when are you expecting a hard drive to be produced which will hold all the game's data?  The biggest I can find right now is 1 TB.

I vote for Nader.

There is a rumor that is a direct sequel to the 1998 Playstation game "Apocalypse: Starring Bruce Willis."  It is even rumored that Willis lends his voice to both Jetpack Cat and all enemy characters, as well as performing motion capture for all of the vehicles in the game.  On a scale of 1 to 10, how true is this?  Also, will this be a prequel or sequel to the ...

I have a question about the proposed "Hardcore" mode of the game.  We all know that enemies will have twice as much life, fire twice as many bullets, will be twice as large, and will be thrice in number.  We know that they can all teleport and heal themselves using their infinite mana.  It's also been announced that there will be no cheezburger powerups in the entire game, making the ...

DID YOU GUYS SEE THE LATEST EPISODE OF MIND OF MENCIA?!

I have a similar concern, myself.  It seems a little racist that a game called Jetpack Cat has nothing but cats in it.  Oh sorry, all cats and ONE token walrus.  Why does Jetpack Cat have to be a CAT?  Why can't he be a lobster?  This is typical racism in the games industry.  I mean really, can you think of any games starring a LOBSTER wearing a jetpack?

I could have sworn I saw an interview with the devs talking about this, so I dug through all my old Game Informers and found the article!  The combat designer says:Obviously, an enormous tiger would be problematic to use in our rhythm-based stealth minigame, so Mr. Higgins [name change hadn't been implemented yet, I see :D] is actually invisible.  Well, invisible is probably not the correct word to use, but ...

OH MY GOD, Jetpack Cat is the best game that has ever been created.  The enemies are challenging but fun, the puzzles are awesome, and the plot is better than Godfather 2.I can't wait until I get to actually play it for the first time.

Actually I think there's a bit of an error where it thinks EVERY post is my first post.  Or I'm potentially living in a hellish Groundhog Day-style scenario.  Either way, this is awesome.

Okay so everyone is familiar with character battles, so let's have our own right here.  Who would win in a fight: Jetpack Cat or the airship Hilda Garde II from Final Fantasy IX.  Keep in mind this is NOT the Hilda Garde 1, it's #2.  My vote is for Jetpack Cat.  The Hilda Garde II has a slight size advantage, but Jetpack Cat has a slight CAT advantage, and I ...

So I was reading Kotaku and I saw a post of an interview with the game director, and he might have given away a little plot information about JPC!  When asked about possible locales in the game he had this to say:"Well nothing is set in stone, and this is totally up in the air, but I can say with 100% confidence that there will DEFINITELY be a level in ...