• Date joined:2010-03-12
  • City:Cacklisle
  • Gender:Male
  • Alignment:Microsoft
  • Points:296 Points
  • Ranked:Currently Disabled

Let me tell you about myself. I eat fire, piss lightning, and shit thunder. I stand ten stories tall and have radioactive acid breath. My father was an elephant, my mother was a crocodile, my grandfather was a gorilla, and my other grandfather was a gorilla who had been trained in Ninjutsu. I kill five men every day before putting on my pants, which I do both legs at a time. I bend steel with my testicles, bend it into chains that I use to lasso tornados, which I then ride until their spirits break and they become humble dust devils. I also enjoy Death Metal, guitar and quiche.