Whiskey Media Player Profile: Sean Coonce

Over the next few weeks we'll be highlighting our pro-players here at Whiskey Media. The focus will be on the behind-the-scenes Top Men who get the job done day-in and day-out. First up is Whiskey Media employee #1 and partner, the Adidas Adonis, the Friendly Giant, the Questing Inquisitor, Sean 'SuperCoonce' Coonce.

Stats

"Are you looking at my Odwalla?"
  • Height: 7' 12"
  • Weight: 173.5 lbs

Facts:

  • Currently engineers our quest product.
  • Engineered our message boards, lists, profiles, trivia, pms, comments, podcast pages.
  • Tallest asian guy in 5 miles of anywhere.
  • LOVES ADIDAS

Hobbies:

  • Part time DJ, full time lover, Sean Coonce is our resident connoisseur of cool. Wake boarding, snowboarding, surfboarding, any type of boarding he's in.

Coonce recently starred in this Quick Look:

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Posted by ethan

Over the next few weeks we'll be highlighting our pro-players here at Whiskey Media. The focus will be on the behind-the-scenes Top Men who get the job done day-in and day-out. First up is Whiskey Media employee #1 and partner, the Adidas Adonis, the Friendly Giant, the Questing Inquisitor, Sean 'SuperCoonce' Coonce.

Stats

"Are you looking at my Odwalla?"
  • Height: 7' 12"
  • Weight: 173.5 lbs

Facts:

  • Currently engineers our quest product.
  • Engineered our message boards, lists, profiles, trivia, pms, comments, podcast pages.
  • Tallest asian guy in 5 miles of anywhere.
  • LOVES ADIDAS

Hobbies:

  • Part time DJ, full time lover, Sean Coonce is our resident connoisseur of cool. Wake boarding, snowboarding, surfboarding, any type of boarding he's in.

Coonce recently starred in this Quick Look:

Posted by Th3_James

Sexy.

Posted by PerryVandell

Nice feature, looking forward to learning more about the top men.

Posted by Dalai

Coonce is the Yao Ming of Whiskey Media.

Posted by Hamz

He's 7'12", really? Holy shit. 
 
I'll be honest, if a Zombie Apocalypse erupts I may want him on my team. His enthusiasm and positive attitude could come in extremely handy. 
 
Keep up the good work Ethan :)

Posted by BraveToaster

Weird

Posted by ethan
@Hamz said:
" He's 7'12", really? Holy shit.  I'll be honest, if a Zombie Apocalypse erupts I may want him on my team. His enthusiasm and positive attitude could come in extremely handy.  Keep up the good work Ethan :) "
We've done the Zombie team picks and Coonce never get's picked.  He's too nice.  You gotta be able to kill off your girlfriend if she gets infected, but Coonce would just put her in a closet and feed her sandwiches from Toaster Oven.
Posted by JJWeatherman

Ha. This is awesome. Keep 'em comin'.

Posted by MasterOfPenguins_Zell
@ethan:
Waterboarding even?
Edited by MattyFTM
@ethan said:

" @Hamz said:

" He's 7'12", really? Holy shit.  I'll be honest, if a Zombie Apocalypse erupts I may want him on my team. His enthusiasm and positive attitude could come in extremely handy.  Keep up the good work Ethan :) "

We've done the Zombie team picks and Coonce never get's picked.  He's too nice.  You gotta be able to kill off your girlfriend if she gets infected, but Coonce would just put her in a closet and feed her sandwiches from Toaster Oven. "
Not everyone in a zombie team needs to be hard-nosed. I mean, while Coonce is busy putting the sandwiches together, the other members of the team can blow her head off with a shotgun. Problem solved - The zombie girlfriend is dead AND everyone gets a tasty snack too.
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Posted by WatanabeKazuma

As a fellow Adidas aficionado  I can get behind this.
 
Nice to put a face to the voice, the enthusiasm contained in that quicklook is spreading!

Posted by Daniel_Newton

I knew he was tall but holy fuck. 
 
This is the best idea.

Posted by natetodamax

I refuse to believe that he's 7'12". That's madness. 
 
Pretty cool idea, looking forward to more of these

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Posted by Bigheart711

Coonce is awesome! Looking forward to the other staffers' spotlight blogs as well.

Edited by Bummey

He's not actually 7'12'', you clowns... It's over exaggeration for the purpose of making a point: he's pretty tall.

Posted by Wrighteous86

I'm not sure what an Odwalla is, but is it weird that I kind of want one now?

Posted by cnlmullen
@natetodamax said:
" I refuse to believe that he's 7'12". That's madness.
 I'm sure that's a joke. That would give him 6 inches on Yao Ming :-P
Posted by JJOR64

Hot!                 :)

Posted by Daniel

He shames all other men with his manliness. Truth fact.

Posted by Weltal

He's also appeared in this quick look.
     

    How could you leave out his love of break dancing?!

Posted by Red12b

dude's tall... 
 
 
Coonce is awesome. should bring out the turn table more.
Posted by FizzleNizzleBear

people don't seem to realize that the 7'12" is a joke and that would be 8'

Posted by jakob187

Wait, Coonce is Asian?  I thought he was Hawaiian!  Had no clue, learn something new everyday. 
 
Also, cool feature for the Giant Bomb stalkers.  = D

Posted by Dalai
@FizzleNizzleBear said:
" people don't seem to realize that the 7'12" is a joke and that would be 8' "
And you don't realize he's actually 6' 24".
Posted by FizzleNizzleBear
@Dalai said:
" @FizzleNizzleBear said:
" people don't seem to realize that the 7'12" is a joke and that would be 8' "
And you don't realize he's actually 6' 24". "
and you dont seem to realize hes actually 10'-24"
Posted by Sil3n7

Sean Coonce is a rare card. I have like 5 Ryan Davis'. All he does is splash.

Posted by FoxxFireArt
@ethan: 
He actually used "secure" as a password??!! Wow.
 
I bet I could find a type of boarding he wouldn't be into. Tony Hawk: Ride.
Posted by EpicSteve

Is he single!?

Posted by Rockanomics

Personally, if you ask me, always bet on Coonce.

Posted by Matthew
@daniel said:
" He shames all other men with his manliness. Truth fact. "
I can validate this.  I saw him at the block party(kinda hard to miss when he's 6'6), didn't even bother approaching him due to all the ladies around him.   
I felt better just being near him though...must be that aura of his...
Posted by DrJota
@MattyFTM said:
" @ethan said:

" @Hamz said:

" He's 7'12", really? Holy shit.  I'll be honest, if a Zombie Apocalypse erupts I may want him on my team. His enthusiasm and positive attitude could come in extremely handy.  Keep up the good work Ethan :) "

We've done the Zombie team picks and Coonce never get's picked.  He's too nice.  You gotta be able to kill off your girlfriend if she gets infected, but Coonce would just put her in a closet and feed her sandwiches from Toaster Oven. "
Not everyone in a zombie team needs to be hard-nosed. I mean, while Coonce is busy putting the sandwiches together, the other members of the team can blow her head off with a shotgun. Problem solved - The zombie girlfriend is dead AND everyone gets a tasty snack too. "
I think we can all establish one thing here:Zombie Apocalypses can be more fun with picnics.Ham on rye and a sand wedge!
Posted by Falconer
@EpicSteve said:
" Is he single!? "
Woah! Get in line bro.
Posted by Sweep

I already knew all these things about Sean Coonce. Did you know Coonce mains Akuma in Street Fighter 4, and was underwhelmed by STOKED: Big Aid Edition. Did you know he can speak to mermaids, and see in the dark? Sean Coonce was the first black man to be voted president, and the first white man to not be voted president. Of our hearts.
 

Call yourself a Coonce fan?  

Bitch, please...
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Edited by Ladnar
@ethan  Secure? That's amazing! I use the same combination on my server!
Posted by Malakhii

I have a question, does Coonce blend? 

Posted by Meteora

Coonce has an awesome aura around him, he totally needs to be represented more on Giantbomb.

Posted by iam3green

cool man cool.

Posted by ThePhantomnaut

Love ya Sean!

Posted by Wunder_

This is amazing.

Posted by Claude

Yeah, he might be tall, but what's his shoe size?

Posted by ajamafalous

Fucking lol.

Posted by Killroycantkill

My two favourite lines in this post are " the Adidas Adonis" and "Wake boarding, snowboarding, surfboarding, any type of boarding he's in" Great word play lol.

Posted by rentfn

Can I have the Rock Band 3 game that is on the floor :)

Posted by CharkeeFarlee

I call zombie bullshit on how tall that guy is! 
WTF

Posted by arab_prince

Wouldn't 7'12" be 8 feet? I know its a joke since hes def not 7 feet. I would guess his height at a bout 6'6. But nice feature :)

Posted by Jinstarwing

Coonce throwing beats at bioshock 2 
  

  
  Awesome vid

Posted by FluxWaveZ

Aw, I thought that this was going to be more focused on his career path and how he ended up at Whiskey Media.  Oh well.

Edited by jakob187
@EpicSteve said:

" Is he single!? "

 Coonce's cock is community property.
  
   
@Sweep: Oh yeah?  Well, you'll never be inside him.
Posted by RenegadeSaint

That's a tall Asian.

Posted by ethan
@FluxWaveZ said:
" Aw, I thought that this was going to be more focused on his career path and how he ended up at Whiskey Media.  Oh well. "
Maybe I can add that in later. 
 
@Meteora said:
" Coonce has an awesome aura around him, he totally needs to be represented more on Giantbomb. "
His aura is OK.  HIs aroma is better.
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