Try the Konami code. :)
evilwallpaper's forum posts
I translated pretty much everything in the town and didn't find anything of worth, most of it repeats.
Half of them say how nice it is to have a visitor for once and the other half insult your rectangle head.
edit: acctually I have some of it saved.
i think it is nice to have a visitor for once
what is wrong with your head
how do you do
he wears the fez
ha ha ha check out mr rectangle over there