I'm a psychopathic gamer who, in his spare time, works at the local Torture Chamber for Homeless Persons. What, never heard of those? You must not get out much, stuck to your video games as much as you are. I mostly lurk in my mom's basement (she hasn't caught on that I'm still living here.) One of these days, Alice, I shall become the greatest Pokemon master, then no one can judge me. Except girls, because they judge everybody.
Confused? You should be.