faceless

I understand why they probably won't do it, but Trackmania would be amazing.

I just spend thirty seconds on the phone with my boss, and the conversation usually ends with him saying, "Just don't be an ass and come back before you're well." I did work at a place once where we simply dealt with an automated phone line for sick days. Come to think of it, I didn't even talk to a real person when I quit that job too. I guess when the turnover rates get so high, some companies just stop caring. At least the OP's company gives a shit.

People that don't clear the microwave timer.

A thousand times yes. Especially when the time left on can possibly be mistaken for the actual time. I rage so hard at work when for a fraction of a second I think I only have an hour left in my shift, only to realize I have triple that amount of time.