I mean, I went to sleep last night... ?
But more seriously, where the hell do you live? Or have you never been to the beach before? I live in Florida and whenever we go to the beach we just leave all our shit on the beach when we go in the water. Like, everyone assumes everyone else is a decent fucking human being and no one will steal your shit when you're in the water. I've lived here nearly my entire life and have NEVER heard of anyone getting their things stolen at the beach.
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