You're Winner!
By faustyn 5 Comments
So i thought i'd just write my own winners of the Giant Bomb Golden Anniversary Year-End Awards Extravaganza Spectacular Celebrating 50 Years of Coverage of Excellence in the Fields of Electronic Entertainment and Taxidermy.
Best Explosions:
Mercenaries2. The whole game is based around blowing stuff up so...
Best Classic Revival:
Bionic Commando Rearmed.Â
Best Multiplayer Game:
Rock Band2. Most of fun i've ever had with my friends. Also Left4Dead should win here from what i've played ;d
Best Premise:
Command & Conquer: Red Alert 3. SOVIETS GOING BACK IN TIME AND KILLING EINSTEIN? DOLPHINS WITH LASERS?! PARACHUTING BEARS?! PARACHUTING BEARS. duuuuude!
problem is...i hate real time strategies :x
Character I'd Most Like to Party With:
Brucie Kibbutz. This guy is ALPHA!
Character Whose Phone Calls I'm Least Likely to Return:
Dwayne. He was annoying as hell. Another winner in this category is my own pick...ROMAN BELLIC >_>
Best Debut:
Left4Dead. nuff' said.
Most Satisfying Sequel:
Grand Theft Auto IV. I was pissed at Rockstar after San Andreas but after IV i fell in love with them again.
Best Graphics:
Gears Of War2. Visual are amazing in this game...you definitely can't see that on that screenshot on the left :X
Best Use of User-Generated Content:
Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts. Build your own vehicle and win some races and challenges. Awesome.
Best "Games-As-Art" Game and Best Downloadable Game:
Braid. Amazing game.
Best PSP Game:
God of War: Chains of Olympus. Probably the only playable game on the psp. AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!1 j/k. loco roco, patapon and echochrome are awesome too.
Best DS Game:
dunno. i don't have a dual screen unfortunately.
Best Game I Didn't Play (*my own pick*):
Dead Space. I'll buy it next month. Really.
Soulja Boy Award for Games To Play If You Drink And Get Drunk or Smoke And Get High (*my own pick*) :
Braid is probably going to win but srslyyyyyyy...REZ is a pretty weird game when you're playing it sober. but when you get drunk and high it's even more amazing ;D
Take A Break Award:
Guitar Hero.
PLEASE STOP. GUITAR HERO AEROSMITH. GUITAR HERO ON TOUR. GUITAR HERO 2934894823. this is just crazy.
Most Disappointing Game:
Mercenaries 2: World in Flames. I was really excited. And then i launched the game.
Best Xbox 360-Only Game:
Gears Of War 2. AWWWWWWWWW COME ON!!!!!!!!!1
Best PlayStation 3-Only Game:
dunno. i don't have a ps3. but the only game i would play on playstation3 is Metal Gear Solid4.
Best Wii-Only Game:
i don't have a wii. and i don't really give a shit.
Best PC-Only Game:
THERE ARE STILL GAMES FOR THE PC?
Best Multiplatform Game:
Fallout3. I hate RPGs. But lately i've playing lots of fallout3. It's fucking amazing so there you go. Best multiplatform game. Broken on the ps3 though, right? ;d
"Game" of the Year:
Korg DS-10. From what i've played on my friends DS this is awesome. Also Korg <3
2008's 2007 Game of the Year:
Bioshock & Call Of Duty 4 & Rock Band. I really can't decide :X
Game of the Year:
Grand Theft Auto IV. Amazing story, fun gameplay and great physics. Also it's a GTA game.
Hottest Chick At This Moment (06:03am):
Zooey Deschanel. She's always hot but whtvr.