1. Archdemon Urthemiel
This guy needs some personality.
2. Sketch Turner
This guy's got too much personality.
3. Ryo Sakazaki
Cause you're not Ken.
You eat a lot. And when it comes to driving karts, you're useless.
You and anyone who's met you knows why you're annoying, I won't spoil it.
6. Bob Newbie
Why are you peeing in my living room? Do you not realize that you're doing this?
7. Mike Tyson
Because still, after all these years, I can't hit you.
8. Prophet of Truth
You talk too much.
You look really dumb.
10. Secret Tape
Honestly, you're the worst.