DudeBros may have had a bad image for some time, but these days everyone's a douche or bros.
Even a really hot and stylish guy may be into dudebroing – we’ll introduce a few douche moves that should close the distance with a bro you’ve got your dude on:
LVL 1. A must for all! “Jersey Shore”
Even girls know Jersey Shore… if the conversation turns to JS, be sure to immediately comment on how cute the snookies are!
LVL 2. A locale with a high proportion of hot dudebros! “Sporting Events”
Be sure to take note of this one – Sporting Events are lately going dude and bro! Be sure to mention how cute your duckface is!
LVL 3. Everyone loves it! “Tanning”
All dudebros love tanning. Make sure you know it. Try to make sure you know the difference between "Zinc Sulphate", "Bronze Camouflage" and "body blush", and if you say "You should whiten your teeth while tanning with Twilight Teeth!” you’ll surely sound like a pro.
LVL 4. Lots of hardcore dudeBros do it! “Popped Collars”
Ensure you can say “Unpopped collars are so brody” Also, he’ll surely think you’re cute if you say something like “listen bro. listen. bro. BRO! listen.”
LVL 5. The music is great too! “Uhn tss uhn tss uhn tss”
Unh tss uhn tss uhn tss DOO do DO DOOO DO! DOO do DO DOOO DO!
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