You are all very brave men and women. As you know, today is now April 1st. The day we are currently living will go down as the internet "D-Day." The Cornficker virus is said to be a worm that will storm anyone's and everyone's computer if they are connected to the internet.

However, we are going to need you to sign in so that your stand for the internet will be remembered by your grandchildren and their grandchildren and their grandchildren. Your blue screen shall not go in vain!

For your bravery of standing against this monstrosity, I salute you.