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New Sarcastic Review - Far Cry 2

Thanks to everybody who gave me feedback on my first review. I'm glad people got the sense of it and I'm going to keep my word of writing more reviews with today's poor candidate, Far Cry 2. Unlike last time, where I reviewed a game I loved, I didn't enjoy Far Cry 2 nearly as much so I wrote the review in a different direction. I gave credit where no credit was due and praised the worst aspects of the game. Here is a sample (Full review here) And please leave more feedback and thanks for reading.

"Continuing with the emersion aspect, using emotions to convey me being the character was done very nicely, but the thing that still amazes me to this day is the injury be gone mechanic. Whenever you get pumped with enough bullets, your body will develop an injury that anybody who was in African firefights would receive. This means lion bites, sun burns and malaria. I watched in awe when my character put sun tan lotion onto his beautifully crafted 2 degree sun burn marks. I closed my eyes, injected morphine into my body and clenched my teeth onto a wooden plank every time my character sewed up his lion wounds. And I felt the pills run down my dry throat as my malaria was instantly cured. What other game can do that to you? None, I tell you. I must warn you that these injury be gone mechanics may make the queasy puke. (Yeah, it’s that awesome.)"


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