Eight policeman rushed into a Kinect party "fight"

There have been a lot of Kinect stories around since the launch, but none of them have been quiet as fun as the one I saw in todays newspaper here in Sweden. So, here is the story. Five persons had a Kinect Party in an apartment. Two guys and three girls... AND A DOG!!! They played Kinect Sports (Of course!) the entire night and around midnight the police rushed the apartment. Why? The neighbours called the police while they played boxing and said that a man were hitting a women.  
 
The article says when those eight (!!!) policeman rushed the apartment one of them asked - who's been beaten-up? Policewomen Åsa Andersson stated: "We heard how a group of people were hitting one girl, we came with several patrols". But hey, they had a blast and look at them - even the dog is happy! 

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Posted by Fruitcocoa

There have been a lot of Kinect stories around since the launch, but none of them have been quiet as fun as the one I saw in todays newspaper here in Sweden. So, here is the story. Five persons had a Kinect Party in an apartment. Two guys and three girls... AND A DOG!!! They played Kinect Sports (Of course!) the entire night and around midnight the police rushed the apartment. Why? The neighbours called the police while they played boxing and said that a man were hitting a women.  
 
The article says when those eight (!!!) policeman rushed the apartment one of them asked - who's been beaten-up? Policewomen Åsa Andersson stated: "We heard how a group of people were hitting one girl, we came with several patrols". But hey, they had a blast and look at them - even the dog is happy! 

Posted by Djeffers03

And then there was an orgy....

Posted by niamahai

deep cleavage.........
 
i call fake.
 
nobody. i mean nobody can make the kinect sensor stand by itself on the TV.

Posted by EvilTwin

The Swedish police are now shilling for Kinect?  What is the world coming to?

Posted by Fruitcocoa
@niamahai: I had the Kinect on my TV for weeks, but man it looks so unsteady and when it moves I nearly freak out to it not fall. 
Edited by Azteck

Hahahahaaa. Fucking love my country sometimes. 
 
But seriously though. Beating up fjortisar isn't as bad a crime as it may sound.. (joke)
 
Oh and can you give me a link to the article?

Posted by Fruitcocoa
@Azteck said:
" Hahahahaaa. Fucking love my country sometimes.   But seriously though. Beating up fjortisar isn't as bad a crime as it may sound.. (joke) "
Ouch! Hahahahahaha! ;) 
Posted by McGhee

Just like a Kinect commercial. Young, good looking people, hard wood floors, white walls.

Posted by Fruitcocoa
@McGhee_the_Insomniac said:
" Just like a Kinect commercial. Young, good looking people, hard wood floors, white walls. "
... AND A DOG!!!
Posted by mylifeforAiur

No fucking around with the Swedish police force^^

Posted by Azteck

Look at the pictures on the wall in the other room.. is that porn?

Posted by dudeglove

Those three women are clearly photoshopped in.

Posted by TheSeductiveMoose
Posted by Onced
@Azteck said:
" Look at the pictures on the wall in the other room.. is that porn? "
Oh god I just noticed that, I laughed. 
Posted by AhmadMetallic

awesome

Posted by Bones8677

Too bad there wasn't any actual fighting. The title reminded me of that one routine by Dane Cook about family fighting over Monopoly. "Fuck you Grandma!"

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Posted by Tsoglani
@McGhee_the_Insomniac said:
" Just like a Kinect commercial. Young, good looking people, hard wood floors, white walls. "
So true!
Posted by JJWeatherman

I'm just gonna say it: What's with Swedish people and stripes?

Posted by D0tti

Ahhhh søta bror.
 
Oh and boobies ;D.

Edited by oatz

SCHYSSTA LÖKAR

Posted by BraveToaster
@McGhee_the_Insomniac said:
" Just like a Kinect commercial. Young, good looking people, hard wood floors, white walls. "
Posted by Brodehouse

Damn girl, youse askin to get kinected.

Edited by Fruitcocoa
@JJWeatherman said:

" I'm just gonna say it: What's with Swedish people and stripes? "

Man, I am totally honest with you now - I totally wear a striped shirt now, goddamn! :( 
Posted by Gamer_152

 I guess you could say this barely qualifies as news.
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Posted by MisterChief

Tits and dogs make for the best parties.

Posted by Fruitcocoa
@MisterChief said:
" Tits and dogs make for the best parties. "
Word, my friend. Word.
Posted by JB16

Sooo only attractive people live in Sweden?

Posted by Fruitcocoa
@JB16 said:
" Sooo only attractive people live in Sweden? "
Well... I don't want to disappoint you. We might have a good beautiful/ugly ratio but these eme trends are pretty much taking us to a new low. 
Posted by MaFoLu

I have a feeling the Kinect party thing is just a cover-up for what they were really doing before the police showed up...

Posted by iam3green

that's pretty funny. police came because people and a dog were having a blast.

Posted by ZeForgotten

I love how most people are going apeshit over the boobs. 
We see those around here all the time (Denmark, Sweden and Norway too)  
 
But yeah, good job!  
That's why everyone should be proud of the fine men and women who joined the police force.  
*thumbs up*

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@iam3green said:

" that's pretty funny. police came because people and a dog were having a blast. "

Hahaha! It's funny how a dog can make everything better. 
Posted by ch13696

How does the kinect stand up on one stand? Especially since it moves around.

Posted by GunslingerPanda

Fantastic breasts confirmed.

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Posted by Meteora

Why must every thread devolve into a discussion about breasts?

Posted by Fruitcocoa
@Meteora said:
" Why must every thread devolve into a discussion about breasts? "
Well, I guess gamers want to compensate for their real life breast discussions.  
 
I think that this picture is a very good way to describe Sweden today. Clean houses, and I mean clean as a clean design, classical Swedish fashion, if you can put it that way. And last but not least - the freaking dog, who don't have anything to do with this story whatsoever needs to be on the picture. Well alright, this is a good way to describe the Sweden I experience and live in. 
Posted by jakob187

This story's picture reminds me that I need to fuck a Swedish bitch before I die.  GodDAMN!

Posted by Fruitcocoa
@jakob187: I don't want to disappoint you but those are high standards, even for a Swede.
Posted by CaptainObvious

Daaaaaaaaaayum son.

Posted by SSully

The best part about the article? The kinect ad because of the girls cleavage. What would have made it better? If the police joined in and played kinect after they found out there was no domestic violence. 

Posted by matti00

Arrest me for assault, because I'd hit that. Also, that guy looks Swedish as hell, whatever that means.

Posted by Fruitcocoa
@SSully said:
" The best part about the article? The kinect ad because of the girls cleavage. What would have made it better? If the police joined in and played kinect after they found out there was no domestic violence.  "
Hahaha but the weirdest thing is that if this was to be a Kinect ad - do you really think that those hoolaboolas would be allowed by Microsoft? 
Posted by ZagZagovich

 I really hope they were doing something horrible because that's way too many attractive people in one room. Even the dog is adorable.

Posted by jozzy

I thought you just included a fake family and friends picturefrom an existing Kinect add, but it's totally from the article. Where can I sign up for one of their "Kinect" parties?

Posted by perilator666

i'd hit it too.

Posted by h0lgr
@jozzy said:
" I thought you just included a fake family and friends picturefrom an existing Kinect add, but it's totally from the article. Where can I sign up for one of their "Kinect" parties? "
I'm not even sure the freaking article is legit. Here's a translated quote:
     "The boxing game was so realistic that the neighbours called the police"  

I'm calling bullshit. Look at that photo. 
And my Swedish friends here can agree that the article is written i a strange, manufactured kind of way...
Edited by Fruitcocoa
@h0lgr: Yeah but the "official" story is that the neighbours called the police because they saw a girl getting hit by a group of people. 
Posted by h0lgr
@CarlSmith said:

" @h0lgr: You got it wrong. The neighbours called the police because they saw a girl getting hit by a group of people.  "

 
 "PÅ LÅTSAS: Boxningsspelet var så realistiskt att grannarna ringde polisen när Maria och Peter bjöd in kompisarna Elin, Robert och Frida till en tv-spelskväll."
Posted by Fruitcocoa
@h0lgr said:
" @CarlSmith said:

" @h0lgr: You got it wrong. The neighbours called the police because they saw a girl getting hit by a group of people.  "

  "PÅ LÅTSAS: Boxningsspelet var så realistiskt att grannarna ringde polisen när Maria och Peter bjöd in kompisarna Elin, Robert och Frida till en tv-spelskväll." "
Yeah, saw that but the police report is still that people saw a group of people hitting ONE girl. 
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