You should try this wonderful lunch,

it's more than a delicious tasty crunch.

So says Mr. Stewart

So I finally tried the sinner's sandwich out....it tastes pretty good, the jam mixes well with the turkey, I wouldn't eat one everyday, but it was a nice surprise, has a good crunch. I give it 4 crazy demon dogs out of 5

I still want to know how the hell Swery came up with this though.