1. George Washington
Chopping bitches who hate freedom with his Axe
2. Chuck Norris
Chuck knows freedom isn't free,that's what his roundhouse is for.
3. Dick Marcinko
Fucking Commies keep gettin in his way.....
4. Solid Snake
Snapping necks and wiping out all snarky accented mullet headed British super-soldiers one smoke at a time.
5. Mike Haggar
The best pro-wrester involved in politics, Mayor Mike Hagger doesn't approve of "Special Interest" groups.
6. Solidus Snake
Probably had one of the best death scenes with him reaching up to the statue of George Washington, probably my favorite "Snake"
7. Ronald Reagan
"Hey dudes, thanks for rescuing me, lets go get a burger. HA HA HA HA HA HA.
8. Sergeant Foley
Had to include Keith David somehow....
9. Duke Nukem
How long will Duke Nukem reign as the ultimate 80's ass kicking patriot....
10. American McGee
Dude loved America so much, he changed his name.
11. Tony Hawk
Every Tuesday has become Tony Hawk Tuesday.