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#1  Edited By gamma_male

With that avatar, you could disagree with every word and still be my hero.

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World of Warcraft. Love RPGs., Hate other people.

Not you guys though. I love you all.

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“Oh what an atmosphere!” sang no-longer-famous British comedian Russ Abbott in his magnum opus, 'Atmosphere'. “I love a party with a happy atmosphere, so let me take you there, and you and I'll be dancin' in the cool night air!” Words as poignant now as they were in 1984. Snobs out there may feel that Abbott's brand of 18-to-30s-holiday-in-Benidorm-pop lacks the emotional power and technical genius of, say, Joe Dolce but what it lacks in musicianship, it more than makes up for in evocative imagery. Listen to the music embedded below but ignore the video. The image of a shit party on a 1980s cruise ship will fill your mind's eye like diarrhoea in a water bomb.

What makes video-games art is their ability to transport the player to another world. All great artwork does it. No painting expresses the horror of the war more powerfully than Picasso's Guernica. The Wire is a brilliant portrait of modern-day Baltimore. Orwell's Road to Wigan Pier transports the reader to 1930s Northern England (then rants for a hundred pages about how socialists are dickheads). Some say art is completely superfluous but I couldn't disagree more. Art is escapism and escapism is essential, especially in a world in which the few people that actually have jobs seem to work in a call centre.

I'm in the middle of Deus Ex: Human Revolution at the moment. It's a magnificent piece of work. Seventy percent RPG and thirty percent FPS, it's extraordinarily ambitious. It falls flat in places. The FPS element is a touch under-cooked. Sometimes the conversations get rather 'Resident Evil on the Playstation' and the load times are a chore, especially when you have to re-play a few times. But it's a small price to pay when you take into account everything it does right. The story and illusion of non-linearity are all brilliantly constructed. The most striking element, however, is the atmosphere.

Walking the streets of Detroit and Shanghai is a pleasure. Sure, they're dank, dystopian shitholes but they're so perfectly crafted that you feel like you're right there. Despite being set in the future, there are enough familiar elements to help your brain fill in the blanks. At one point, I walked into a subway station and could almost smell the stale piss (I had just pissed myself but it wasn't stale yet). This hasn't happened to me since GTA4. I would happily sit in a taxi and watch Liberty City float past my window. My enduring memory of that game isn't a character, mission or spectacular building. It's watching a scabby old building go by. I've played plenty of games since then but none have drawn me in to that degree until now.

GTA4 is often criticised by the gaming community for forgoing 'fun' in favour of realism. It's not an argument I've ever bought into. Fun, as defined by these critics, appears to be directly correlated with the number of jetpacks and explosions in the game. Saint's Row 2 is presented as a superior alternative because, I dunno, you can customise your character into an obese transvestite with a shit Cockney accent. 'Fun', by definition, is something that provides amusement or enjoyment meaning 'fun' can be derived from, listening to Bitches Brew, reading Murakami, solving a Rubik's Cube or even watching a virtual city pass by your virtual taxi window. All relatively sedate activities when compared to spraying shit on a housing estate but no less 'fun'*.

When I play a game, fun happens when I'm whisked away from the drudgery of my life. Atmosphere is arguably the most important part of that. It's what tricks my brain into thinking I'm in another world being a fucking superhero and not an unemployed weirdo in a bedsit.

So yeah, more of it please.

* I don't want to come across as critical of Saint's Row. It does what it does very well and I'm not such a pretentious hypocrite that I won't admit to laughing like a chimp while battering someone to death with a giant purple rubber cock.

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@CptBedlam said:

Deus Ex pretty good and also dirt cheap now. I picked it up for 10 euros.

Agree completely. Picked it up for £10 + free delivery. Best £10 I've spent all year.

Saint's Row 3 is probably great but I found the SR2 lacked depth. Spraying shit on houses is hilarious but once it stops being funny, it stops being enjoyable. I have a feeling it would be great with another person so if you have someone to play it with then get that instead/as well.

SpaceChem isn't on your list but it's my game of the year. £7 on Steam. No idea what it costs in dollars.

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The Great Dictator speech is easily my favourite. It's powerful because Chaplin made his name being silent. When he finally opens his mouth, he uses his chance. It's tragic that begin a bit of lefty ended up with him hauled in front Joe McCarthy.

I'm not a fan of Alex Jones by any means but this speech from Waking Life is magnificent. It's the reason why in spite of perceived misanthropy, cynicism, nihilism, I'm actually a complete optimist. Humanity is fucking amazing and I love being part of it.

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CHIPS - Darlington, UK. The year is 1988. I pick up a copy of Jet Set Willy (C64) for 50p. Even then 50p was basically fuck all. I entered the store a child. I left a man.

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Award shows are all the same. Even the Oscars are just an industry-controlled advertisement. They're utterly meaningless. I say ignore the VGAs. Find an outlet you like (there are plenty of great one), and read their Best of 2011. No gurning imbeciles dancing about in condescending, childish skits, an opinion that's earned your respect and more time to use your television for playing games.

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A journalists' reputation lives or dies on their sources so if that source is deliberately filling them with bullshit then that can have more severe implications. The audience of the gaming press is notoriously unforgiving when it comes to misinformation. Even when cold hard facts are presented, there are plenty willing to cast doubts on the reporter's credibility/integrity/sexual preference/mother. I see nothing wrong with 'no comment'. I've seen plenty of rumours responded to with 'we don't comment on rumours' that have, in fact, turned out to be complete nonsense. No matter what developers say, gamers will speculate.

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The last game I gave up on was FFXIII. I made it to the third disc, something else arrived (I forget which game it was) and by the time I'd finished the other game, I realised that I just couldn't face any more whining emo gimps.

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@gamma_male: nobody wants to have this debate with me? all of these posts would indicate otherwise,

If you actually think what's happening here constitutes debate then perhaps I over-estimated you. This is you shouting at clouds. In nearly 90 comments the only ones that agree with you are the ones you've written, most openly mock you and a few express opinions that you dismiss (demonstrating a lack of self-awareness that would be impressive were it something to be proud of).

I'm not going to argue for or against a meat-based diet. I was vegetarian for a long time for most of the reasons you've expressed. I realised very soon that most people don't like being called names because of something they've always done. I decided that it's better to argue for animal welfare than saying meat-eaters are equivalent to rapists. In the UK, a famous TV chef managed to get the sales of free-range chickens to skyrocket by showing the conditions battery hens suffer. That in itself has done far more for animal welfare than Peta ever will. Like I said before. I've never been insulted so much that I accepted someone's point of view. This is fairly common response amongst the human race (see: politics).

This is a forum for Minecraft discussion. If you want to discuss the mechanics of Minecraft, then maybe you don't want to shoe-horn your choice of diet into it. It distracts from the point you're trying to make and then this cluster-fuck happens.