GeneralZod37

I may have watched the first season of Community in it’s entirety today. No regrets.

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    I may have watched the first season of Community in it’s entirety today. No regrets.
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    320 pages of movies. I hope @EpicJC is ready... http://t.co/ZY3Qa1pSDV
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    I’m in charge of bacon and cobbler for a party tomorrow, also known as the most important man at the party.
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    Was able to give a friend the best birthday gift she could ask for. I am pretty happy with myself.
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    I tried to get her to grab Joss Whedon's ass for the 10 minutes we were right next to him, but she wouldn't go for it. :/
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    Sarah wants to see me drink, so Sarah will see me drunk.
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    Don't think I will be able to stare creepily into @NathanFillion's eyes as I shake his hand tonight. Such a bummer. But I won't give up!
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    Wearing nothing but my bowler hat and watching parks and rec on a sunny day. Today is a good day.
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    I am sitting in a theater full of people about to watch the new Star Trek movie. I'm excited.
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    I can’t get enough of this Kitchen Nightmares stuff. It is so fascinating. I really want to see what happens to Amy’s Baking Company.
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    My dinner was/is whiskey and brownies. Before I typed this, I thought it was sad. Now though, I’m pretty proud of my choice.
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    Feeling sick physically is not going to help me drink away my mental problems.
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    My body regrets the creme brûlée I had last night, but I do not. Shit was delicious.
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    I am pretty sure that there is a woman crying in my shower right now. I promise to God that I did nothing to cause it.
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    According to one of my old journals I saw a moose while on a train to Portland... I have seen a wild moose... I'm having a crisis now.
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    https://t.co/80T4P0YEN8 Buddha is rocking a nice porn stache. Why I shaved mine off, couldn’t match that greatness.
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    Shaved off the stache part of my goatee. I would like to point out that I did have The hitler for 2 min, but I did not do the nazi salute.
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    Was going to introduce myself to te cute girl in front of me at baggage claim, but then she ripped ass so bad my eyes watered.
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    Back home now. That was a fun trip. Next up, pandas with @EpicJC, followed by moosen.
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    There may be mood lighting in this new 737-800 aircraft but it smells really fucking weird. Like a wet dog laid on a towel and it dried

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