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June 20, 2009
  • @JeffGoldblum said: " I want to see a new mario game in SMB3 fashion with 2D 8bit graphics. "Agreed. A bunch of people from an online gaming website (cough) should petition Nintendo to create a sequel a la Mega Man 9. Wii Virtual Console, anyone?Super Mario Bros. 4, here we come! :)
    5 months ago
June 17, 2009
  • While this thread may be a bit lackluster when compared to most others floating about, it still remains good for an insanejedi topic.CWUTIDIDTHAR?! LOLOLO
    5 months, 1 week ago
  • And now after thinking about it, I was 9 the first time I saw Kenny die.My god I've wasted my life.
    5 months, 1 week ago
  • 1) Super NESChrono Trigger, Final Fantasy II (US), Super Mario World. Enough said2) PSOneSo many great memories with this one. Crash Bandicoot, Gex, Oddworld, Final Fantasy VII, need I go on?
    5 months, 1 week ago
  • gezkrat reviewed Mega Man 3

    Mega Man 3: Between Robotic Dogs and A Brotherly Dispute: You know, I really hate to review this game. It's not that it's a bad game, it's just, so... long. Have you ever gotten so trashed and hammered drunk that by the time you wake up, you aptly vow to never drink again? Well, apply that theory here: after the destruction of the eight Robot Masters, the game just seems to turn into a huge pile of monotonous repetitiousness. But ...
    5 months, 1 week ago
  • gezkrat commented on Aaox's topic Mega Man III!
    Probably the best intro music of any of the NES Mega Man titles. Good stuff man, thanks for posting.
    5 months, 1 week ago
  • I'd have to go with the RTS classic Age of Empires II: The Conquerors.
    5 months, 1 week ago
  • gezkrat added a new trivia question
    True of False: In the NES clasic Yo! Noid, the object of each level is to race against time and ultimately stop the pizza delivery boy from reaching his destination.
    5 months, 1 week ago
  • gezkrat added a new trivia question
    Throughout the first nine Mega Man games in the classic series (1-9; not including "Mega Man and Bass"), what is the total number of different Robot Masters ending with "Man" must Mega Man defeat? (hint: there were commonly 8 Robot Masters per game).
    5 months, 1 week ago
  • gezkrat added a new trivia question
    During Quick Man's stage in Mega Man 2, one encounters a challenging vertical descent in which the player must quickly navigate Mega Man through laser beams to avoid being destroyed. What is this portion of the level commonly referred to as?
    5 months, 1 week ago
  • gezkrat added a new trivia question
    Which of the following protagonists navigated through a 'Secret Castle' (Castle Garland), armed with only the ability to shoot bubbles, in his quest to save Queen Eliza in his first NES adventure?
    5 months, 1 week ago
  • gezkrat added a new trivia question
    True of False: The NES game Guerrilla War allowed you to purchase new weapons and armor with the points you gained from killing enemies.
    5 months, 1 week ago
  • gezkrat added a new trivia question
    Mario is Nintendo's mascot and undoubtedly their most famous creation. In which of the following games does he NOT make an appearance?
    5 months, 1 week ago
  • gezkrat added a new trivia question
    Which Age of Empires game was the first to allow you to create your own custom scenarios?
    5 months, 1 week ago
  • gezkrat added a new trivia question
    What popular NES game was featured in the movie "The Wizard"
    5 months, 1 week ago
  • gezkrat added a new trivia question
    What branch of the US Military does Sid Meier's Silent Service focus on?
    5 months, 1 week ago
  • gezkrat added a new trivia question
    True or False: In Diablo, after a Warrior repairs his own items, it lessens it's durability.
    5 months, 1 week ago
  • gezkrat added a new trivia question
    True or False: In Diablo, there is a Warrior NPC who exists to provide useful information and identify your weapons for you.
    5 months, 1 week ago
  • gezkrat added a new trivia question
    In Diablo II, what gender is the Assassin class?
    5 months, 1 week ago
  • gezkrat added a new trivia question
    Not including the countless expansion packs and "Online" games, how many installments to Maxis' highly successful "The Sims" franchise are there? (ie: The Sims, The Sims 2, etc...)
    5 months, 1 week ago
Added by gezkrat on June 16, 2009

Yeah, something like that. I'm gonna start my account here off with a bang, and I feel a good way to do that is to submit several huge reviews nobody will ever see. Oh glory hallelujah!

So my first few reviews will be for what are undoubtedly my favourite NES games: Mega Man 1 - 6 and Super Mario Bros 1 & 3. No, I'm probably not going to waste my time reviewing that awful Super Mario Bros 2. I might, though. But probably not. Maybe.

So if you check them out, or if you're even reading this, send some review ideas my way.


Gezkrat's Reviews
Mega Man 3: Between Robotic Dogs and A Brotherly Dispute (NES)
You know, I really hate to review this game. It's not that it's a bad game, it's just, so... long. Have you ever gotten so trashed and hammered drunk that by the time you wake up, you aptly vow to never drink again? Well, apply that theory here: after the ...
Reviewed by gezkrat on June 17, 2009
8 Worlds and 19 Years Later...: A Review of Super Mario Bros. 3 (NES)
Oh yes. This is what it's all about, guys - this is where it's at. Super Mario Bros. 3. The classic Mario path from which Super Mario Bros. 2 deviated is now back in full-force with the entry of Super Mario Bros. 3 to the legendary series. Goombas? Check. Turtles? ...
Reviewed by gezkrat on June 16, 2009

16 out of 20 found this review helpful.
I'm Living a Dream: A Review of Super Mario Bros. 2 (NES)
America waited with much anticipation for the sequel to the smash hit original. Japan felt it was too hard for American audiences. America retaliates by bombing Japan and cutting off all trade for some time. Japan retaliates by giving us a dumbed-down version of their sequel and slapping it on ...
Reviewed by gezkrat on June 16, 2009
This Wasn't in My Job Description: A Review of Super Mario Bros. (NES)
Well, here it is. One of the best-selling, most easily recognizable games of all time: Super Mario Bros.Loosely based on "Donkey Kong," this was the first game that gave our overweight Italian friend his independent shove toward mainstream stardom, as well as an official name: Mario. Countless sales, sequels, and ...
Reviewed by gezkrat on June 16, 2009
Mega Man 2: Who Says Sequels Are Never As Good? (NES)
Well in our case here today, the sequel is the focal point of the franchise. I've said it before and I'm sure many fans of the series will agree with me: Mega Man 2 is hands-down the best installment of the "Classic" era. Let's find out why in what I'm ...
Reviewed by gezkrat on June 16, 2009

1 out of 1 found this review helpful.
Mega Man: A Middle-Aged Man's Legacy (NES)
Though it boasts quite possibly the worst box art of not only any Mega Man game, but any NES game, how much do we owe to this classic? Well, let's find out as I attempt to rekindle those lost childhood memories, taking you through the original Mega Man, overviewing the ...
Reviewed by gezkrat on June 16, 2009


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