GiffTor (Level 10)

Unlike losing your virginity, my first Ace Combat experience (Ace Combat 4: Shattered Skies) was actually better than the subsequent ones. Still, there's something special about having two #1 rankings on XBL that stand for months and establishing your dominance in multiplayer against all of the flight sim fanboys from overseas is just delicious.

The first I played this game was on a friend's PS2 in college. We were drinking heavily. I beat it on Hard in one sitting. After I got my own PS2, this game literally wept and called me Daddy.

If you're noticing a trend, it's because my situational awareness and spatial rotational abilities are incredible. If it's a flight sim game, especially a well made competitor for the Ace Combat series, I'm better at it than you are. Much better.

I picked this game up on a whim after the awesomeness of T.I.E. Fighter. It took all of the great things about a Star Wars game like T.I.E. Fighter except with much higher playability and good graphics. Although the sample size of people I smoked was just my dorm hallway playing on the LAN, if you flew a T.I.E. Defender and I flew a Z95 Headhunter, you'd still be breathing vacuum.

If you don't remember this game, it's either because you suffer from Vertigo (I don't) or because it came out before you were born. Either way, it was a claustrophobic, dizzying game that got zero-g combat in a confined space down to a T and the second of the series was my favorite. I'm also still awesome at it.

Yeah. MS. Pac-Man. I said it. It has some refinements upon the original and I'm better at it than Pac-Man. But not THAT much better, so that means that I'm probably better at Pac-Man than you, too.