Unprofessional Fridays: 12/19/2014
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Dimensions recaptures enough of Geometry Wars' thrills to stand as the best new dual-joystick shooter in quite a while.
The little mushroom man finally gets his name on the marquee, and the result is a charming, unique, and puzzle-heavy adventure.
Nintendo's all-stars assemble once again, resulting in one of the best reasons to own a Wii U (and eight GameCube controllers).
@renmckormack: Anal sex.
@bloodsoul5: You mean a trailer for an RTS that is down at over the shoulder viewing angle is going to look worse than modern shooters? SHOCKING.
The game is going to be played from the most zoomed out perspective possible 99% of the time, and I'm willing to bet that'll look really nice. Of course the individual dudes are low poly and have muddy textures. It's an RTS.
Holy shit, Nightwing looks awesome. Multiple stances with different weapons? Agility stuff similar to a teleport based on the environment? That's pretty great.
This looks like a ham and butter ass disaster.
This game is still incomprehensible to me.
God, I just watched it again and it makes even less sense.I mean, the chick gets in a huge crash landing, and the boy runs up and instead of asking if she's okay he just yells "HELP ME!" What a dick.
What. The. Fuck.If you guys can figure out a way to do a DS endurance run, you totally should. This is completely nonsensical and I can see Jeff and Vinny tearing it a new asshole.
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