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  • Actually, there are time when it's good to die, or at least put yourself in a position to die. I have had my team capture many points by being a spy and luring the other team on a far-fetched spy-hunt to all corners of the map.
    9 months, 3 weeks ago
Dec. 21, 2008
  • MORBO! Sorry, but the Futurama fanboy in my required I add you as a friend. My steam ID is THE HYPNOTOAD, so I hope you'll understand.
    11 months, 1 week ago
  • Godzilla_Bankrolls commented on the category Game of the Year
    Where is Fable 2: Pub Games? While disrespected today, it will prove to be a timeless classic and inspiration for games to come. Pub Games is the Joy Division of video games.
    11 months, 1 week ago
  • Does this take into account updates that have come post-launch? Because if it does, I'd have to go with Orange Box since TF2 is a vastly superior game than when it was first released. YOU CAN EAT A SANDWICH FOR HEALTH. Is there really any debate after that?
    11 months, 1 week ago
  • Godzilla_Bankrolls commented on the category Best Xbox 360-Only Game
    I'm greatly enjoying the omission of the word 'exclusive', and I mean that with no sarcasm. The word has become such a PR driven let's-jerk-ourselves-off journalist phrase it makes me want to puke every time I hear it, particularly from the entertainment folks. EXCLUSIVE Branjalina pics? Thanks, Entertainment Tonight, now I know which show I can waste my life watching. Take that, Extra!
    11 months, 1 week ago
  • Godzilla_Bankrolls commented on the category Most Disappointing Game
    Your mom. Teehee.
    11 months, 1 week ago
  • How can this not go to Braid? It's Soulja Boy Told 'Em endorsed! Braid get silly, girls wanna feel me, the fellas in the back and they twistin' up a fillet.
    11 months, 1 week ago
Oct. 7, 2008
Added by Godzilla_Bankrolls on July 24, 2008

This is an old complaint, but I've recently began getting into Battlefield: Bad Company online and the problem reared its ugly head again. Namely, controlling shooters with a controller is cumbersome, inefficient, and unnecessary, ESPECIALLY given the technology utilized by the PS3. For years, consoles used bizarre controller ports that were only compatible with one type of input, so this complaint has only had any real validity in the recent generation. The PS3 uses USB ports for its controllers and Bluetooth for the wireless, ergo since the system already supports mouse + keyboard for the web browser, why don't more developers put that support into their games? Mouse + keyboard is clearly the best way to control a shooter, giving the player the most precise aiming and fasted weapon switching, yet most shooters do not allow this, a fact which is very annoying to me.

I can only think of two reasons why the option for mouse + keyboard is not included. One, the developers are lazy and don't want to add another control scheme when they've invested so much time in streamlining their controls for a controller. I can't imagine this would be that hard to remedy, and they could even have a button configuration screen on the PS3 dashboard that would be standard for all games. Basically, just reverse the process for using a console controller on a PC. I'm not a developer, but it can't be that hard. The other, and more compelling reason, is that the set of players that invest in a USB or wireless mouse + keyboard will have a huge advantage over players that don't. I understand this, and so do developers, which is why games like Shadowrun had to add aids to controller users to balance the gameplay. I think this problem, too, is easily solved. When the player is starting a game, just have an option for 'controller only' servers, 'keyboard + mouse only' servers, or servers that allow both. Done. Problem solved. The casual players can play with their controller, while the more dedicated can play amongst themselves. No one is overpowered and frustrated PC shooter fans (*cough cough*) won't have anything to complain about.

It's a simple idea, really. Players should be able to use the best control scheme available for any given game. In a world where Harmonix can take the high road and allow their plastic guitar to work with a rival franchise, why can't shooter developers throw a bone to the PC shooter crowd? Control aside, I'd prefer to play a shooter on a console because there is equal technology for everyone involved. PC games are inherently uneven because no two players have an identical machine, so players with a more expensive setup will have a distinct advantage over those barely scraping by the system requirements. Consoles alleviate this balance problem and open the door for more PC shooter fans to make the switch, and given the reputation of PC shooter players as more polite and classy than console players, perhaps an option for mouse + keyboard support would improve the online etiquette as well.

Oh, and Sony, please make the voice chat sound better than people talking to each other on the bottom of a swimming pool. Is that so much to ask?




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Back to the, albeit nice, well. (WII)
So, at long last the new, ‘mature’ Zelda game was released in the fall of 2007 as the marquee title for the Wii launch, with a Gamecube version to come later. Originally planned as a Gamecube exclusive, persistent delays caused the title to be pushed back to the point where ...
Reviewed by Godzilla_Bankrolls on Aug. 26, 2008
Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap (DS)
Taking place shortly after the events of The Wind Waker, Phantom Hourglass returns the Zelda series to the cartoon-inspired graphic style of the Gamecube game. If I remember correctly, the hero of this timeline is not actually Link, but a small boy from a village that takes up Link’s sword ...
Reviewed by Godzilla_Bankrolls on Aug. 5, 2008
This game is fun. You sould play it. (PC)
Portal is part of a new compilation put out by Valve Software called The Orange Box, which contains a few other games but none are as inventive as Portal. Portal is a first-person puzzle game in which the player embodies a test subject for a mysterious corporation called 'Aperture Labs'. ...
Reviewed by Godzilla_Bankrolls on July 23, 2008
Sorry, still no Solid Snake (PS2)
This is the third in the series of stealth-action games and it is the first I've played in the series. The story is apparently a prequel to the other games, so I'm not getting any information I shouldn't have, which is actually significant since these are very plot-heavy games. I've ...
Reviewed by Godzilla_Bankrolls on July 23, 2008
One of the prettiest games of all time. (PS2)
Okami is the 2006 PS2 game from Clover Studios, a sadly now defunct developer that turned out one of the best games of last year. Okami is basically a Zelda game, but rather than play as an elf-child, you play as Amaterasu, the reincarnated wolf-god in Japan, or, as she ...
Reviewed by Godzilla_Bankrolls on July 23, 2008
Metal………………..Gear? (PS3)
Metal Gear Solid 4, allegedly the final Metal Gear game to feature Solid Snake, is a staggering artistic achievement, unique in narrative ambition and cinematic excess. It follows Snake, now an old man due to premature aging brought on by a government conspiracy involving blah blah blah. Actually, while the ...
Reviewed by Godzilla_Bankrolls on July 23, 2008


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