My Top 11 Most Underrated Games Of All-Time
Because nobody's making lists like these, right? Right?
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My very first console game, beat it in two hours at the age of 5. Still does not feel dated to this day, sequel included.
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See? Told you.
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The perfect stealth game. A flawless mix of gunplay, multiplayer, graphics, and even humor, they not only fixed all the problems of the previous SC games, but they added a shit-ton of additions that seduced me into playing for hours on end. That, and anything with Michael Ironside immediatly make everything better. Fact.
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Aside from naked ladies, nothing gets me hard like blowing shit up. When I discovered this fucker in a bargin bin, just looking at that seductive mass of steel, bullets, missles, and human flesh piloting it on the cover almost made me switch teams.
Okay, not really, but it was fucking awesome.
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Another game I hold in high regard, mostly because you can RIP OFF YOUR OPPONENTS' ARMS AND GRAFT IT ONTO YOUR FUCKING BODY. As a young lad, this game mechanic turned me into the hulking mass of man-meat you see today.
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Almost nobody paid attention to this Xbox-exclusive gem, sequel to the insanely fun Jet Grind Radio. It's a shame, really, because housed inside the plastic disc was one of the most astoundingly exceptional soundtracks on any medium. The gameplay was sweet too.
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While the first SA had it's problems, with it's terrible voice acting, annoying levels (FUCK YOU, BIG THE CAT), and an odd camera system, it still had a bevy of great innovations to the Sonic franchise that weren't all that fully realized. SA 2 resolved most of those problems and added a more satisfying batch of stages for all of the playable characters. The last great Sonic title.
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Quick, name a good movie-based game! Trick question. They are but a mere fairy tale. That was what I had thought before playing this "prequel" to the sub-par film "Pitch Black". Holy Fuck, I was so wrong. After a few false starts, I proceeding to enjoy the hell out of this game. It had no business being good, and yet ended up being one of the most innovative titles for any game platform. Ever.
Now if only Vinny's movies could be this good.....
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My love of mechs and Gundam shows growing up left me starving for something visceral, epic, and sexy in a game format. Virtual-On was all of that with a truckload of meth and Japan's acclaimed sense of fucking insanity.
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It's a game about a fucking possum wielding a laser sword, a jet-pack, and medieval armor fighting an army of robot pigs. You can't find anything wrong or un-entertaining about that description. It's like trying to find Jimmy Hoffa, dragons, or a watchable Michael Bay movie: It's fucking impossible.
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Even though this game literally came out a year ago, for $15, there is an insane amountof attention to detail in this game that some $60 don't have. Like being able to play RANKED ONLINE MATCHES WITH BOTS. Aside from the tutorial-esque campaign, the multiplayer is extremely well-polished and satisfying. Did I also mention that you can spawn via being shot out of a goddamn airship allowing you to land wherever you want? Also, it's $15.
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